Dave

Dumbass-in-Chief

[Nick @NickRTFM]

Since when is a manager allowed to grab a game ball, hold it for thirty seconds, and cry like a little baby, and that’s only a yellow card?

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

Uh. The White House is officially elevating the Confederacy to be part of American “unity.”

This is Robert E. Lee SURRENDERING.

The treason of this government is endless and must be put down like the last rebellion.

[Grace Panetta @grace_panetta]

Balogun can play on Monday if Mike Pence has the courage

[Rabbi-With-No-Knife 𓉱 🇺🇸🎗🇮🇱📟 @FreeManDespair]

Imagine if the HRE had an actual, honest to goodness, Roman dynasty with undeniable ancestry, still spoke Latin in private, who within living memory still could call on magical superweapons, and to this day reliably produced augors and sibyls whose prophecies came true

[Autistic Lauren 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @Autistic_Lauren]

Remember that SpongeBob episode where King Neptune made thousands of patties at once using magic and they tasted like slop, whilst SpongeBob’s single patty tasted amazing because it was made with love and dedication?

This is a post about AI

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

This is literally illegal???

[Kate @_katemack]

To anyone confused, a white man calling a man of color “boy” is inherently racist and the fact he just let that fly is telling on himself.

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

true. the fact that this was not a 9-0 vote shows that the constitution is not the standard by which the court operates, if there was any remaining doubt. there is no unclear language in the 14th, it does not need to be interpreted. only a new amendment can nullify it.

[FDR Wallace Dem 🌹✊🏾🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @fdr_dem]

TALARICO IS POLLING AT 80% WITH BLACK VOTERS!!!!! THE SAME PERCENTAGE THAT CROCKETT HAD IN THE PRIMARY!!!!! THOSE CULT MEMBERS SHOULD DELETE THEIR ACCOUNTS!!!!!

[Melannie Jay @MelannieJay]

Baseball purist: If even a sliver of the ball grazes the corner of the strike zone, the pitch must be called a strike.

Confused fan: Interesting. So what exactly is a balk?

Baseball purist: Whatever the hell the umpire thinks is a balk.

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Once again: it was state legislatures themselves that led the push to ratify the 17th Amendment, because legislatively appointing senators was such an utterly broken, corrupt, nonfunctional system that some states went without representation at all for years at a time.

[Megan McArdle @asymmetricinfo]

The fact that Europeans built hospitals without AC is truly mystifying to me. We can argue about whether it's good/necessary in homes, I suppose, but the people in hospitals are the most likely to die of heat stroke!

[Dr. Diana King 🐚🦖 @TheDJ_King]

"Support biodiversity" and it's a single species of grass that doesn't naturally live in desert habitats

[bunny 🔫🐇 @masochistmartyr]

DOES THIS GIRL WORK

ANSWER YOUR PHONE

GIMME BABIES

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education

[Taylor Schrang Ready @Sastre_desastre]

Accuracy matters in Austen because society itself is a central character. To not even attempt to portray the society on which she comments defangs her brilliance.

Notably, this is why Clueless is such an excellent adaptation.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing

[George Basile @Georgeadelphia]

You can tell it’s a USMNT kit because it doesn’t have any stars

[mac @MacDoesIt]

This is huge news btw

[Trill Scott-Heron @suvati337]

You’d be right but unfortunately had the political instincts of a Schlossberg