Randall Carter

[Randall Carter @redwardcarter]

@willsuter In a politically charged time on Twitter, this stands alone.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

bodega employees putting your change on the counter instead of in your hand is one of those little things that eventually turns into a big thing

[Randall Carter @redwardcarter]

@jacklusby_ who captains this side?

[Randall Carter @redwardcarter]

@CBSSports @CSulfaro27

[Randall Carter @redwardcarter]

@ItsJAK Holy shit those are stupid hats. Wait...did we pay for those hats???

[Randall Carter @redwardcarter]

Check it out! I donated to Hearts for Darris https://t.co/xgQNzRn7Mj via @gofundme

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

Ok I just ripped the whole Breitbart interview because as many people should be able to enjoy this as humanly possible

[Randall Carter @redwardcarter]

I got early access to @AndoFood Downtown! Food delivery by @momofuku + @davidchang coming to lower NYC. Join me: https://t.co/1fhGpKYFxV

[PBS News @NewsHour]

Comparison: President Trump and Barack Obama’s #Inauguration crowds #DayOne https://t.co/bmm9G8zOUF

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

💫 #UCL breakthrough team of 2016 💫

➡️ https://t.co/McFBpoIeSU

[Randall Carter @redwardcarter]

The saddest point of Mall Shopping for Christmas is when you find yourself in a Brookstone.

[Borussia Dortmund @BVB]

Thank you, @cpulisic_10! #fcibvb 3-3

[Leicester City @LCFC]

Leicester City. Champions of England.

[Randall Carter @redwardcarter]

#DosaCero

[Aimee Mann @aimeemann]

Need new head shot for Women Binder.

[Randall Carter @redwardcarter]

Did Obama just quote Clipse? #Everybodyneedamrmeetoo

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Archer now my go-to airport entertainment.