john holmes

51yr old dad of 5 and grandad of 1

Hull KR #RRTR

It's you against you it's the paradox that drives you on

[john holmes @reebok32]

Fed up of this General Election bollocks already.

The choice between Rishi Sunak & Kier Starmer is like tunneling out of Josef Fritzels basement and ending up in Fred West's back garden

[john holmes @reebok32]

I think I might have been a bit drunk last night.... maybe 🤣
#RRTR #ring

[Beth🧚🏻‍♀️ @bethfenton08]

Someone enjoyed the win yesterday😂❤️🤍 #UpTheRobins

[john holmes @reebok32]

Not sure about Craig David's latest tune

[john holmes @reebok32]

@RickShielsPGA @RickieFowler Just watched this. Great video and oh so close. Amazing moment in the warm up @RickieFowler topping the ball just as @RickShielsPGA is saying he doesn't fancy his chances 🤣🤣

[john holmes @reebok32]

@1280sue Yeah he is a liability tbh lol

I didn't realise my pic would generate so much debate 🤔😲
Was literally overhead about 2000 feet, could almost (but sadly not) see the occupants 🤣
I'd love to say it was Luis Suarez 🤣🤣

[john holmes @reebok32]

James Blunt singing Beautiful on Loose Women.

Been making women "loose" since 2005

[john holmes @reebok32]

@bbcburnsy @HullCity @RadioHumberside @HumbersideSport You've always asked the questions that fans want answers to imo. Currently I'd like to know how Mcann is still in a job, although we all know the answer, he is the cheap option. The Allams don't care about City so don't question him.

[john holmes @reebok32]

@VirtualAstro Nice bright 1 tonight 👌#ISS

[john holmes @reebok32]

@PeterFinchGolf Definitely you can.
Love watching your videos on youtube. You and @RickShielsPGA great to watch and very informative and very funny aswell 👌

[john holmes @reebok32]

Rumours are that the game tonight is being postponed. One of the Ukraine players has covid. The left back, Tickili Chestikov

[john holmes @reebok32]

I've just stocked my fridge with beers for the Euros, customised for each match.

I've got San Miguel for when Spain are playing because it's Spanish, Beck's for when Germany are playing because it's German and Carling for when England are playing because it's shit!

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England are currently 4/1 favourites to win #EURO2020

Which, if you don't understand betting means, that if you bet £10.00 on England you will lose £10.00

[john holmes @reebok32]

Friend of mine asked his son what he wanted to be when he left school

"Still a teenager" probably isn't the answer he expected 🤣

[john holmes @reebok32]

Meteorologists across Europe have been tracking an unusual cloud that appeared an hour ago over the UK.

Panic set in until it was finally identified as Lynx Africa.

[john holmes @reebok32]

Who picks up a guide dogs poo?

[john holmes @reebok32]

Just bought the new Rick Astley board game.

No idea how to play it though. The instructions just say "you know the rules, and so do i"

[john holmes @reebok32]

@MrsLouiseWS Ignore them. I'm Hull KR fan. Congratulations on reaching the final, unlucky in the end. Was a cracking game to watch as a neutral 👌

[john holmes @reebok32]

@Astronomer_Mark Yeah I think it was. Good showman 👌