Reece Caddick

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

Do elf on the shelf for your kids not to show off to other adults online, people fucking live to show off on social media, freaks.

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

Secret burglar

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

Loo roll shortage incoming.

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

Take Martial off and we look half decent, lazy fucker.

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

20 mins played and the players are already walking around the pitch, mint.

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

Early Champions League kick offs are the worst idea of all time, dickheads.

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

Probably weren't invited because you're a massive cunt mate.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If I was at this #AnAudienceWithAdele, I’d ask her two questions:
1) Does the unctuous sycophancy from your celebrity fans make you want to vomit?
2) How come you’re singing more perfectly ‘live’ than on your records?
* This probably explains why I wasn’t invited.

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

@tomkearney4 Wouldn't surprise me at this point 😂

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

An interim interim manager and a farewell interview for a sacked manager? Laughing stock.

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

Give it to Giggsy till the end of the season.

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

Poor lad wouldn't start if he was the only fit midfielder, Phil Jones would be playing in the midfield before him.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Donny van de Beek is not in the starting XI for Man United, again. McTominay and Matic start vs Watford. 🔴🇳🇱 #MUFC

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

@Simmo_01925 @julieamercer01 Simmo's at the wheel

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

@Simmo_01925 @julieamercer01 Couldn't have asked for a better caretaker manager 😂 😂

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

@Simmo_01925 @julieamercer01 😂 😂 Have you taken over team Cadds? We started so well!

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

@julieamercer01 I'll be back as soon as poss Mercer, probs as a participant my fitness levels have disappeared 😂

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

@D_Dunne2 It's 100% wasted cos I literally never win!

[Reece Caddick @reece_caddick]

@D_Dunne2 So annoying when you have bets like mine and they get fucking subbed tho