Reecer

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales don’t make laws trying to control a woman’s body because it’s none of their goddamn business

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are so big if you tried to pick one up you could not

[Danny Pudi @dannypudi]

Got kids?! Check out this new podcast with me as Bobby Wonder on Apple, Spotify, and everywhere podcasts live! More info at https://t.co/mLOWhqmIys #gokidgo #bobbywonder #kidspodcast

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

Yes, R.L. Stine's Story Club, my new podcast series, is up and running. Hope you'll run there, too! Audio stories for the whole family.
https://t.co/AnKn5kbpfE

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

the greatest rap song of this generation

[MustangsInTheLib @LibMustangs]

Great afternoon for our Mustangs with @patrickcarman and Reece - writing starts with telling a story and illustrating does NOT need to be perfect! ❤️ ✏️ 📚 🎨 #storyofmason #1lisd @LeanderISD_Lib

[Seymour Butts🌿 @veronbot]

RESPECT YOUR FRIENDS SOBRIETY!!!

I cannot stress this enough

[Tristin Keller @tristinkeller20]

1st Varsity Football start.

[Garret @GarretQuinn1]

PSA to those who are out late in Tacoma‼️

I went the the Classy Chassis self serve car wash in University Place and as I pulled up I noticed two cars were parked outside of the wash. Tried to pull into one of the bays but two of the hoses were twisted together and in the way

[sam fischer @samfischer52]

Women’s sports

[Patrick Carman @patrickcarman]

If you tell anyone, you're next.

[Patrick Carman @patrickcarman]

YOU'RE NEXT is out tomorrow. https://t.co/9MePVOh3yv @ClarkTxLib @_leorich @crossroadreview @ianandywall
@LuPodmore @cpoole27

[Patrick Carman @patrickcarman]

Five written sections, five scary videos, all in about an hour. Perfect for a night (not) out on the town. #dontbnext @LuPodmore

[Reecer @Reece_Carman]

@kaelastraw PST

[kaela @kaelastraw]

wow this hurts my heart. Pete was SO supportive of every single student athlete at Idaho and looked out for each one of us.

thank you for your constant support Pete, you will be missed!

💛🖤

[Lauren Williams @RSMSLibrary]

Happy Winter Break! Here are RSM Library’s Top 5 Checkouts for 2019:

The Crossbones @patrickcarman
The Lost Hero @camphalfblood
The Outsiders @se4realhinton
HP & The Prisoner of Azkaban @jk_rowling
Diary of A Wimpy Kid: Old School @wimpykid

[Reecer @Reece_Carman]

I had a dream last night that I was on The Great British Bake Off and I made it to the finale but then my dog woke me up so I didn’t get to see if I won. Low key devastated. @BritishBakeOff

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright

[Reecer @Reece_Carman]

Person: *sneezes*
My brain:

Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: sneezon’s greetings!