@Beyonce please can you perform at my best friends wedding. We’ve been fans since ‘I am your tour’ I’m man of honour and it’s my first time being man of honour. This could be history taking all day long and I can be best maid of honour. We love you xxxx
I don’t mean to sound like a spiteful cunt, but seeing everyone having a nice, joyful Christmas while I’ve been bed bound since 23rd with tonsillitis and 2x trips to A&E, I can’t help but hope you’re hangovers are horrendous and unkind. Merry Xmas and all. Love ya x