Reed Rackliff

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

hey I’d love to hang out but I just lit a candle

[trash jones @jzux]

ladies, keep your short king inside when it rains or he WILL wash away into the storm drain

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

Have you ever eaten potato salad with chopsticks while driving? Didn’t think so.

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

I feel bad for the yellow bean bag

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

welp. that’s a wrap on the United States

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The fact that FIVE PEOPLE can tell 167,500,000 women in America what they can and cannot do with their own bodies is a f*cking travesty.

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

intellectually knowing that something is coming does not prepare you for the devastation in the body when it hits

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

@notbadsandy I’d die for him

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s nice dating men sometimes because they are so warm!! usually not emotionally but physically u can put your cold little feet on them to heat them up and legally they have to let you

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

Every day baby

[Cigaretta @thedirtbird]

When you are craving sushi and then you eat sushi… that’s a top 5 human experience

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

@notbadsandy I ❤️ tj mack

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

@notbadsandy Just a thumb with a beard is all

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

@notbadsandy Sick

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

@notbadsandy Ya him smart

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

@notbadsandy Absolutely not that is valid

[Reed Rackliff @reed_rackliff]

@notbadsandy ITS TRU LOVE MARRY HER NOW