Cantthinkofone

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@RealHughJackman @EvangelineLilly @DakotaGoyo My 4 year old son has been watching REAL STEAL everyday of lockdown!

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@fesshole Maybe it’s not special as you’re the band? It’s about them not you, pipe down!

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@SamCKx 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[𝕮 @XCzsnx]

went to my uncle's vow renewal and it was fine until the officiant asked "do you take this woman" and my uncle said "yes but I have notes." my aunt's face went completely blank. he pulled out index cards. numbered. said "I've been married to you for 30 years and there are some things we need to address publicly." my mom whispered "oh no" and my dad said "this is amazing." first note: "you never close cabinets and I've hit my head 47 times." the officiant looked panicked. my aunt said "are you serious right now" and my uncle said "I'm on card one of twelve." my cousin started filming. someone's grandmother said "this is unconventional" which felt like an understatement. card four was about how she puts empty containers back in the fridge. card seven was about her "alarming" true crime podcast addiction. my aunt just stood there. when he finished she said "my turn" and pulled out her own cards. had fifteen. first one said "you've been pronouncing 'chipotle' wrong for six years and I've been too nice to correct you." they read all their cards. took 40 minutes. everyone was crying laughing by card 20. they renewed their vows after. my uncle's final card said "despite all this you're still my favorite person." my aunt's said "you're lucky you're cute." marriage is just keeping detailed records of grievances and still choosing each other.

[Sra Fifí (De toda la vida) @Sra_Fifi]

Siento mucha pena por la gente joven que no va a entender la referencia de este video.

Me reí como hace tiempo no me reía.

Reinazas. Lo hicieron mejor que los mismísimos The Prodigy.

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@backlessdress26 Biff….🤣

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

may you always be the type of person who points out cows in a field, watches bees on flowers and gets excited when the moon looks extra big.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@GMB Love this! Xx

[El Diaz @SoyDaniloDiaz]

Estaba en la droguería y había una chica que pidió una prueba de embarazo y el chico le preguntó de cuál quería y ella dijo "De la que diga que no". JAJAJAJAJA todos nos empezamos a reír. 😂

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@fesshole Just write it in the same colour font as the paper, then you still have your grammar dignity 👍🏼

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@lauramlpzz_ I’m 46 on Saturday & I put my bra on like this….

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@GMB Ranvir & Ed you were brilliant!!
Particularly Ranvir with the sexist comments!!!!!!! Thank you
@ranvir01 💪💪💪

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@readswithravi 💯

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m always amazed at how few people seem to appreciate the sky. It’s literally a pleasure to watch the clouds, the ever changing colours of the horizon, the stars, the sun, and the moon.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Let's remind ourselves of Katie Hopkins getting cooked on This Morning.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Katie Hopkins walks into an East London pub during the England match… and gets booted out in 37 seconds 😂

Crowd chanting “Katie Katie you’re a c***” as she flips everyone off and shoves the landlord on the way out.
London really said ‘not today’.
#KatieHopkins #WorldCup2026

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

This is fucking horrific. Pochin telling England to keep winning so blokes don't batter their wives, instead of telling abusers not to abuse.

Can't believed what I have just watched.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Girl dads:

Do not bring little girls into the men's room. We do not want little girls exposed to adult, male genitals.

You are welcome to bring your girl(s) into the women's restroom.

Just give a knock, say you're a girl dad coming in, and you'll be fine.

[Princess CarParkle 👑 @unreMARKLEble]

Listen, you’re allowed to protest whatever you want, no matter how silly, trite, and foolish it is. But to scream and holler at CHILDREN is the epitome of disgusting bully pigs. Screaming at 8, 11 and 12 year old kids? I would LOVE to find out who that big mouth asshole is and explain a few things. The kids look so confused and uncomfortable-their mother looks furious, and I am right there with her. I can’t imagine how upsetting it was to have grown men screaming at your children over something they have no control over. Those gutless morons should have shut up when the kids went by. #RoyalFamily #PrincessofWales #MyKing #Bullies #PrincessCharlotte #PrinceGeorge #PrinceLouis

[Cantthinkofone @reeeeeeebeka]

@unreMARKLEble 💯