Dr. Lauren Olinger

postdoc on an island 🏝️ 🪸👩‍💻 childless cat lady 🐈 hurricane magnet 🧲 she/her

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@Souza101Matt yeah, great timing! hope the move is going/went well!

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

🧪new pub! we discovered the biggest sponges on coral reefs soak up tons of strange metabolites produced by cyanobacterial mats, and consider the ecological implications 🪸

and with that, my dissertation is published within 2 yrs✨

#spongethursday

🔗 https://t.co/Z5WHiwfXuX

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@Jon_Hartley_ except idk maybe it should kill less people.

https://t.co/wSWIXP1gxI

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@akafacehots You’re not wrong

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

#Whatsyourphdtitle👇🏻

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@adamkvonende @SUHUEE Why does his google scholar profile have a .is extension? 🔍🕵️‍♀️

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@Nolonge72872155 @AlexioSmithos @WellyD7864 @edelnougat @SUHUEE @_SilverThunder

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

Sex workers get harrassed, a PHD earner gets harassed, a married woman happy with her husband gets harassed, a single woman in her 30s gets harassed. And you bitches will log on here and act like doing something different gets you different treatment

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@morganisawizard not gonna happen 😘

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

Luckily I don’t use R or python to run *checks notes* 1 billion nested loops.

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

bad news: R is the second worse language on there

good news: still better than Python 🙌

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@DrAllyLouks Any publicity is good publicity! But take care of yourself and huge congrats on your PhD 👏👏👏

My dissertation topic was sponges on coral reefs🫡😂

Now I research climate change at an HBCU, so spending less and less time on this vile hateful site. Join us on bl**sk* 💙

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

Looks like disease is affecting several sponge species in the USVI. Check out the lesions on this Agelas and Aplysina near St. Croix. Anyone else picked up on this? #spongethursday

[Chris Sutherland @chrissuthy]

Here are some thoughts on teaching #statistics to non-statistical students, specifically those in #applied #ecology degrees. Thanks to @willpkay and @TiagoALOMarques for an enjoyable (and not last) collaboration.
request pdf here 👉https://t.co/7oDAM68DJG

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@ravenscimaven Terrifying, but from 2022?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

So to be clear, Dems rigged the election against Trump in 2020 but then just… forgot to do so again this time round?

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@DrDanHolstein I dont think so. Hard to tell from such low res but if I recall its mostly fleshy. This is buck island STT

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

Super lame that we can only post 720p from free X accounts. Anyways I shot this yesterday with our new camera! I promise it looks much better in 8k 60 fps 🤘🏼#canonr5c

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@TobiasRobotics @Scarlett_Raine_ @AFontanVillcmp Lets chat! Most (99%) of the footage we are collecting is benthic close ups for 3D modeling.

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

girls just want bodily autonomy and 96gb RAM

[Dr. Lauren Olinger @reef_ecologist]

@deftlyinane market street in Wilmington is uglier 😂