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divorce court jester

[Cracker @reefblower420]

I can’t wait till it gets to the laestrygonians and it’s just racist

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk says Grok will make a full-length “historically accurate” version of ‘The Odyssey’ before the end of this year.

[Giancarlo Sopo @GiancarloSopo]

I hate to break it to you guys, but a literal adaptation of The Odyssey would look more like a 24-part art-house miniseries than a movie. The morality would be jarring to modern viewers, and it would contain a lot more sex than social conservatives are accustomed to.

[Cracker @reefblower420]

@blephin_ How are there 192 active at any given time

[Mohamed "TheFearMaster" Saad (Commissions open) @TFMsaad]

It is I, Dr. Mobius, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you

[Cracker @reefblower420]

Aesop rising from the grave

[Redd @ReddCinema]

A Eagle and Fox just casually chilling together 👀

[Cracker @reefblower420]

Pressed this button and a guy melted

[Cracker @reefblower420]

Dinners on me guys

[Cracker @reefblower420]

@AdamFriedland @calebpitts1997 @ZeroSuitCamus @netflix Millennial John Stewart next to John Stewart

[Cracker @reefblower420]

Insane thing to find today

[Cracker @reefblower420]

I hate it when YouTubers go “and I’m not planning on doing anything to myself I’m not suicidal” like chill bro you’re not Jeffery

[Cracker @reefblower420]

Liberal rock

[Cracker @reefblower420]

“YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A FA—“

“We’re so sorry folks we don’t know who hijacked the—

“—FUCKIN ALL THE TIME!”

[Cracker @reefblower420]

God made a mistake showing me this album I stg it’s perfect in every way

[Cracker @reefblower420]

Flautists always start their solos on the 9

[Cracker @reefblower420]

2012 Minecraft epic bacon

[Chris (Cowboy) =w= @ScumFuckCowboy_]

LMFAOOOO GET HIS ASS MICHAEL