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Aruban 🇦🇼

[Kaylan Knitowski @kaylanknit]

pls take his advice we women are BEGGING… it’s this simple

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Some women don't flirt with people. They flirt with life. Extra twenty minutes at the café. Fresh flowers for no reason. Music while getting dressed. Taking the scenic way because the sky looks good. There's romance happening between her and being alive.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

and we’re a luxury airline

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

“I don’t do politics.” Everything is political babygirl. It’s not cute to be dumb.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

As a single person who lives alone, I want a reverse bulk store. Instead of everything being sold in bulk, give me single servings at reasonable prices. Half a loaf of bread. Cake mix for 6 cupcakes. Spinach I can finish before it liquefies in the crisper drawer.

[Caique ¹³⭐️ @spanictina]

Esse é o Lula da sorte. RT pra ele vencer no 2º turno!

[Alejandra Sarria @asarriamolano]

Ser adulto hoy es puro lavar platos, colgar ropa, comer proteína y ver cómo el fascismo gringosionistapentecostal se adueña de América Latina.

[Bzz @bazyleeshek]

ai slop made me appreciate manmade dogshit

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

My advice to newborns is to start investing now.

[soy milk, encantada @reefereater]

@ all the people in every single flight I get on

[Tom💛 @tom_on_here]

Fuck fuck FUCK the plane just landed, time to stand up in row 40 and try to push my way through to the front right fucking NOW I HAVE to get to the Cinnabon in the terminal NOW

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Stop idolizing billionaires and start treating them like the greedy, resource-hoarding, people-exploiting parasitic fuckers they are.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

can’t believe it’s already October. time flies when you live life on survival mode and work everyday of your fucking life.

[Tammy Brown the BAP @scarytammyb]

I want all of my appliances to be as dumb as possible. Give me the physical knobs and buttons. I don’t want to connect anything to wifi.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WANT A LIFE THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE A CONSTANT TEST OF HOW MUCH YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE.

[soy milk, encantada @reefereater]

skipped eurosummer this year bc last time on the last day in venice i had way too many aperol spritzes and ended up blacking out at the airport and puking during takeoff

[🥷🏾 @NikeTechRanger]

Apple can fold that phone up they ass

[Linette Paille @zxwnr5wsm5]

“You cannot make motherhood economically punishing and then panic because women stop producing the next generation of workers and taxpayers.”