jeff benzos

shareef/sudanese

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

the bibby episode of atlanta is one of the best episodes of a show i’ve ever seen

[The Palestine News Network @PaliNewsNetwork]

“I don’t care what people say about the Palestinians, they were good to us” - @methodman

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

*carrying my 50 pound poodle down the street*: his feet are cold

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

nosferatu was good

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

could never be a cop. first day i’m smacking the piss out of whoever talks to me crazy

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

third time in three days i’ve been asked if i’m indian by an indian person. i’m just gonna start saying yeah.

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

lady atreides if she was dope as hell:

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

beer is the mind chiller

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

beer is the mind chiller

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

i’m rewatching breaking bad for the first time since it aired and the acting in this show is some of the best i have ever seen. hal from malcom in the middle really put his bryan cranstussy into heisenberg

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

do you think dogs look at each other playing fetch and say “he got that guy in him”

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

i heard the chair of the federal reserve lowered interest rates. seriously? they let a chair make these kinds of decisions?

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

she call me benedict the way i cum in batches

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

my favorite part of the debate was trump being on a first name basis with the head of the taliban

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

honey, i smoked the gas

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

giving a genuine effort towards something that scares you feels just as good as success

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

a gay dispensary called loud and proud

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

can’t tell if my gf is on a meeting or watching gilmore girls

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

breakfast? oh you mean re-fueling the yap machine

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

my boss asked me to stop saying “chat is this real?” during sales calls

[jeff benzos @reefymane]

this is so me

[puff @rishipuff]

texting my friends complete nonsense in place of "excited to see you later"