Reegs™

"ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴏʀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀɪꜱᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪʟᴅ. ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʀᴀꜰɪᴋɪ ʜᴇʟᴅ ꜱɪᴍʙᴀ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴄʟɪꜰꜰ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀꜰʀɪᴄᴀɴ ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ." 🦁 👑 #ʙᴏʀᴏ #ᴜᴛʙ

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

If I was in that villa I'd have introduced myself & then threw a curveball by telling everybody I was Michael Owen's son. I'd have kept this up & argued with Gemma right until the very end. Strongly denying that she has links to me or my father Michael.

#LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

The player ratings on #FIFA23 are ridiculously unrealistic. What's going on lol. 👀

#FIFA23Ratings #FIFARatings

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

@NFLUK Middlesbrough.

#Boro #UTB

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

@GaryLineker Can we not pay respects next week, Gary?

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Anybody else excited over this Luongo signing? I remember when he nearly win the Ballon d'Or in a year where he SHOULD HAVE won it.

Very excited!

#Boro #UTB

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

@trevor8sinclair I retract the "ballbag" comment in my previous tweet.

You have since apologised & for that you deserve credit.

We're all human & we make mistakes.

Your tweet was poorly timed, but let's move on from it.

In future, time it like that infamous scissor kick.👍

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

@trevor8sinclair "It’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s finding the strength to get back up and go again" 🙏🏾

You say it as if what happened was completely out of your hands. 😂😂😂

Absolute ballbag! No sympathy at all. Don't know what you were thinking!

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

@trevor8sinclair This is disgusting. I'm not a Royalist but it's called respect. I can't believe this tweet is still here. Madness!

To turn this into a race war is delusional.

I hope there's black and brown people out there who agree that this tweet is disgusting.

Lost for words.

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

@GreggsOfficial @TGAnnaWade Maybe you should change your company name to 'Not Greggs'

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Duka: "I'm a good looking guy. I do well."

Me: "...And that's why you've married a complete stranger?..."

#MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Fucken ell (pardon my French), but I thought Duka was about to tell the table he was going to war or some shit with that speech. Deep as FUCK! 😂

#MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Can't believe John Bishop is on Married At First Sight UK.

#MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Can't believe John Bishop is on Married At First Sight UK.

#MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

@thismorning Putting 'Energy bills' on the spinning wheel for that gameshow is the ultimate pisstake imo. Disgraceful!

The world has gone utterly bonkers man.

#ThisMorning #GoodMorning #Energy

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Computer: "Save this image 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?"

Me: "Yea!"

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Computer: "Save this image 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?"

Me: "Yea!"

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Those floods in Pakistan are absolutely devastating.

To help raise money towards the devastation my new single will be out tomorrow...

🎶Raindrops Keep Falling On Ahmed🎶

#Pakistan #PakistanFloods #PAKvHK #PakVsInd

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

@GraemeDogfather Can you give me advice? 👍

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Bruno Lage has got a head like a Sondico shinpad. 😂

#MOTD

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

@GaryLineker If I was stranded on a desert island with Danny Murphy and a tin of corned beef, I’d eat Danny Murphy and talk to the corned beef.

#MOTD

[Reegs™ @reegs1985]

Set fire to my season ticket tonight for warmth.

#Boro #UTB