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[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Can we talk about how cool this picture is for a second?

[Your Friend @Reel_MC]

@jkratoc We need more Hynocerous in these trying times

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I personally am very surprised that Trump is bad at business. Whenever I hear him talk he sounds so smart.

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More like Shitt Romney

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I think this year I'm gonna be one of those irrationally optimistic Browns guys. Really excited about this decision.

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I mean, 15-1 is still a pretty solid record @Browns

[MLB Vault @MLBVault]

It was Manny being Manny from the start.

OTD in 1993, @therealmanny99 thought he homered for his 1st career hit. It was a ground rule double. 😂

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@grebenck @realDonaldTrump I'd say he's an idiot for pissing off a thousands of blue collar Ohians 10 weeks before the election, but its more likely he has literally no idea where Goodyear HQ is.

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@gmarloweyo I like that it clearly ends at the start of 2020.

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

do you like me?

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It must suck so hard to be a MAGA bro right now. Sports is finally back and you're not supposed to watch because mr. president says so. What a pickle.

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@rowdyraud Alexander Graham Cracker Barrel Taco Bell. Never half-ass anything.

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@NapoleonBnrF That is my expectation. MLB will look really bad if this happens again in like 2 days.

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I allowed myself to get excited about baseball, and ultimately that was a mistake. Just gonna stop reading about football now as a preemptive strike against my own disappointment.

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@gmarloweyo Cleveland Butthole's of the World

[Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk]

Again, I consider this non-partisan wonderfulness. EVERYONE, enjoy! Great job to Steve

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Today I released my first campaign ad. It was produced by my kids. Let me know if you like it.

https://t.co/OeXvghcnGv

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Basically the sum of all of the conservative voices I see on Facebook can be boiled down to one line: "Fuck you for asking me to have empathy."

[Wxler @bettercallwxler]

@betsy_brandt The musical we deserve https://t.co/zFzoKWA9U7

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@gmarloweyo @PennWallace A broth is a sauce. It's a food in the same sense that olive oil is a food. A drink is a liquid that you can consume by itself.