bartending is taking a minute to polish the glasses and 1-2 minutes making a drink just to watch you chug it in 5 seconds the moment I put it in front of you
I went to a gay club like two days ago with two straight men, at some point in the night I was approached by this nice gay man who was asking me questions. He ends off by asking me if the two men I was with are gay, I say no, he says "oh, so what are you all doing here then?"