maureen 🍒

Lechuga

[maureen 🍒 @reeniecarroll]

to understand the horse girl, you must become one with the horse girl

[maureen 🍒 @reeniecarroll]

the kids are talking about trauma but I can't stop time stepping

[katherine @kit_KATherine__]

we used to be a country. a proper country.

[maureen 🍒 @reeniecarroll]

today at work i asked someone if their newborn baby needed a menu and i quickly saved myself by telling the mom that i could read at that age which is why i asked

[maureen 🍒 @reeniecarroll]

@c8ncem this joke is awesome. who wrote it?

[maureen 🍒 @reeniecarroll]

chicken parmeshawn

[maureen 🍒 @reeniecarroll]

@mgervay13 me with five nights at freddy’s rn 😐

[HSHQ @HSHQ]

TREAT PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS.

TWO HOURS.

https://t.co/ZE55uvDqLx

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

tw // drug and alcohol abuse

i’m heartbroken to hear the news about john and i wish him a healthy recovery- and please i’m begging for people to refrain from making jokes about this situation, just bc he’s a comedian doesn’t make it ok to make jokes about something that has +

[ً @wxtertribe]

"fuck you my child is completely fine"

your child declares their love for a fictional character everyday on twitter

[•Briana• @a_briana]

zac efron in hsm 2:

[spooky @the_av_club_]

The President of Disney Channel

[𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔡𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔢 @margielamiuse]

this color is honestly unmatched

[Tauren 🉐 @shonentauren]

Anime Netflix
Adaptation

[katherine @kit_KATherine__]

biden’s first move as president should be replacing every chipotle in the nation with an el diablo

[katherine @kit_KATherine__]

are you happy now, lady bird?? ARE YOU?? #Election2020

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

.@FitnessFilmBuff #askgot