Kate Ford

Proud European, love the Clarets

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

@lepdavidnowell See you there!

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

Scrolling through looking at pictures of #Auroraborealis and came across this. Easily more gorgeous, I have to say.

[Ruth Davidson @RuthDavidsonPC]

There's only a scarlet lipstick between the two of you.... 💋

[Ruth Davidson @RuthDavidsonPC]

There's only a scarlet lipstick between the two of you.... 💋

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

@fordyutc

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Catastrophic Implosion of a submersible explained:

When a submarine hull collapses, it moves inward at about 1,500 miles per hour - that’s 2,200 feet per second.

The time required for complete collapse is 20 / 2,200 seconds = about 1 millisecond.

A human brain responds instinctually to stimulus at about 25 milliseconds. Human rational response (sense→reason→act) is at best 150 milliseconds.

The air inside a sub has a fairly high concentration of hydrocarbon vapors.

When the hull collapses it behaves like a very large piston on a very large Diesel engine.

The air auto-ignites and an explosion follows the initial rapid implosion. Large blobs of fat (that would be humans) incinerate and are turned to ash and dust quicker than you can blink your eye.

Info Source: Dave Corley, former Nuke sub officer

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

It’s the Oscars tonight. I’d like to nominate @ScottBentonMP in the biggest twat of the year category #wanker

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

@VirginRadioUK No thank you

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

You really are poisonous, aren't you, and clueless

[Kate Hoey @CatharineHoey]

Gary Lineker is entitled to his views - he is not entitled to use his privileged position as a BBC commentator to preach when he is paid by the licence fee to comment on football. It is a publicly owned broadcaster .If he doesn’t like that he can go to a privately run TV station

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

@_SandraClaret Let's hope so Sandra!

[jojo77 @other_mrs]

You are a sitting MP, yet here you are, deciding not to work for your constituents in order to flutter your eyelashes for the chance to suck Johnson’s cock.

We see you Nadine. You rancid old shrew.

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

@RealKenBruce Don’t be such a twat, Ken, the beeb made you what you are and you know it.

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

Brexit is a pile of utter shit, Scott, and if you don’t realise that, you are really unintelligent and unfit for office

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

@Rubymu Sorry to hear that Ruth, hope you feel better soon. If you’re not already doing so, try high strength Vit D, it’s worked wonders for me UTC

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

Cannot believe @BBCRadio2 and @theJeremyVine are still giving airtime to that wanker Farage. It’s Spotify for me, for the next two hours

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

Go Marina, absolutely spot on, as always

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Here she is…

The woman who doesn’t give a single shit that she doubled your mortgage payments

Lamenting how her “mandate” wasn’t respected

Get in the bin, you utter bellend.

https://t.co/UNEwAkU3wf

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

@isimplysignford @fordyutc @mrford42 #pies

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

@squareslice And to you too x

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

Not been on here for a while but feel moved to say, Sally Wainwright, you are a fucking genius #HappyValley

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

@fordyutc

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

Just catching up with #MasterChefTheProfessionals and @gracedent is wearing my blue dress! Looking good, Grace, but you need to give it back now 😉

[Kate Ford @reenieroulade]

Great plan from @isimplysignford and I to book this week off work. Just watched the whole match again. It truly is a thing of beauty #twitterclarets