Jeremy Greer

I will die trying.

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

Thank you, @SeaWorld for inviting families of #Veterans to celebrate #freedom by gawking at your imprisoned cetaceans!

#tonedeaf #ironic @Empty_the_Tanks

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

https://t.co/XQEbvnIM0q

#dataengineering #DataScience

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

Twitter is getting too twittery for me. Later boners.

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

@themktgdudePaul Yeah, for those price tags, I'd expect a _lot_!

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

@themktgdudePaul https://t.co/dTVaJA5kKP

I have no affiliation. :D

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

@themktgdudePaul My buddy was just looking at some pricey watch for it...

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

@themktgdudePaul all good, just messing - Keep it up! 💪🏃‍♂️

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

@themktgdudePaul entered manually, eh? 🧐

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

Well, probably not the biggest tragedy of the times, but my first 1/2 marathon got canceled. Fuck that. I'm still running that day. 🏃‍♂️😷

https://t.co/A4JHkvKSly

#COVID19 #running @strava

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

Then again, that other chick... "By that, I mean they have a lot of semen in their balls."

haha

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

Whoever this dude is from #100Humans, he's quite funny.

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

#til head -16 /dev/urandom

Random bytes, please.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

A good illustration of why the surgical hand washing technique is really very important

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

Dear @Uber . Take me exactly where the fuck I asked. No driver interpretation of my intention is required.

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

Any hubs out there I can use to switch between two machines (Mac) and keep the same monitors and keyboard? I used to have this set up as a kid.

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

@misterparker Quite thinly veiled advertising

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

I don’t relate, but I understand this. People enjoy “soft” panic. Look at Black Friday. This is fun for these morons.

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

@thom_is_coding be fast, beware the timeouts

[Jeremy Greer @reergymerej]

Could you accidentally bring down an office network with nmap -Pn? 🤔 Asking for a friend.