Reese Stephens

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[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

I don’t remember him saying that

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the chilling of a sacred beer

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Probably either going to get a 4for4 and some chili or kill myself tonight. Haven’t decided yet

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

“You got the whole squad laughing”

[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

Props to the Morbius marketing team for convincing everyone on the internet into thinking that it’s a “so bad it’s good” movie instead of a “so bad” movie.

[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

@malzbeauty It’s me

[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

Imma bout to fight every single child in this public park

[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

@malzbeauty Would retweet if I could

[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

When you find out you are distant relatives with Laura Dern AND Jimmy Buffet

[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

All I want to do is play Elden Ring, but alas, the grind never stops

[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

You can also hit me with a bus if I don’t watch more than 100 new-to-me movies this year. Also legally binding.

[Reese Stephens @reese_stephens]

One attainable thing I’m determined to do in 2022 is listen to more new music.

*If you are reading this in the future and I haven’t stuck with it, this tweet is a legally binding document that allows you to hit me with a fucking bus.*