Reese da GOAT™‼️

Jack of all trades. I’m trying to change the world,

[NYC Survivor @survivor_nyc]

Rightwing version of Megan Thee Stallion twerking at the Kamala campaign

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

JA’MARR CHASE BEST RECEIVER IN THE LEAGUE 🤯

[UFC on Paramount+ @UFConParamount]

OH MY GOODNESS

SEAN SHARAF KNOCKS OUT GABLE STEVESON!!

📺 @paramountplus

[Grizz🐻🇲🇲 @GrizzMMA]

I love how there are no rules in this sport and they just make everything up as they go

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Being right too early often looks exactly like being crazy

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

American history books are like:

Slavery was bad but then Lincoln fixed it 😊

Then, segregation was also bad but Malcolm X didn't need to be so mean about it 😡 but MLK went on a biiig walk and fixed racism! The last racist left killed him 😭 but then he went to jail 🎉 the end

[Madison @Maddytx76]

Saying that Lindsay Clancy lost her children is like saying Ted Bundy lost his girlfriends.

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

"I kept getting cut off."

Least surprising thing we've heard yet.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Funny how I can tell this message was sent to a daughter, not a son.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

You know the best part?
Nothing was learned, they’re gonna do the exact same thing in 2028

[Max Lugavere @maxlugavere]

New cheat code for women just dropped: just water them.

[Chris McGreer @Lnkdyleague]

Watched this multiple times. Kenneth Walker. This guy is a professional football player, Super Bowl champion & Super Bowl MVP, just went 60+ yards on MNF for the TD.

Still listening, eye contact and obviously coachable.

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

He was also once a mumma's cute little boy

[Gene Grey @EuginhoCortez]

A culture where a man sees his killers outside

but is too proud to tell the security to call the cops

Would rather be killed than be mocked by a few idiots who treat criminal culture like Religion..

[` @ymmmayer]

The dehumanization of babies and the humanization of pets is horrible

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

We talk about the longevity of LeBron but Rey Mysterio been doing this shit since 1989. On my TV, since 96.

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

Watching Mike Evans go 3 for 3 on 3rd down conversions on the 49ers opening drive……

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Shoutout to the people that do the awkward little jog when a car lets them cross the street.

You are not moving any faster, but the effort is beautiful. I see you. I respect you.

[QueenMother👸🏻 @QueenMother1976]

I saw a post that said:

“I think being forced to be hyper independent as a child has caused me to be irrationally angry with any adult who needs their hand held through anything they do.”

And I felt that in my soul.