Reese Morgenstern

eating honeydew next to cantaloupe people • comedy writer/filmmaker/gamer/sandwich lover • he/him

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Incredibly random thing I participated in after a doctor charged me $300+ for removing an eyelash. Fun read!

https://t.co/zG7MW4F4pm

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

I'm doing the last few shows of my tour soon! Come see a show. Tickets at: https://t.co/4qvrsjoKtt

#demetrimartin #comedy

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Every time I get an email that says “Failure Notice” I’m like cmon email, at least send me a “You’re Doing The Best You Can” Notice

[don hertzfeldt @donhertzfeldt]

PLEASE NOTE: the new film "paper trail" will be released on VOD tonight at midnight ✍🏻 https://t.co/9O4Pb3OdE3

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Hiatus over. I’m back

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Jason Kidd is out as coach of the Dallas Mavericks. New Mavericks president Masai Ujiri is making a coaching change.

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Mama, I wanna grow up one day and attend Upfronts

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Beef Season 2 Emmys for everyone

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Enough 2 on 2 or 3 v 3, grown men at the bball court should be playing knockout

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

The Drama but the cast and crew of SNL learning Chloe got fired as a counselor for pantsing a 6 year old

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Me on the Artemis II:

Can I doomscroll up here?

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

Email me!

(If you've emailed before, thanks! Hopefully you got an email from me when I did a show near you).

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Best news of 2026

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Stephen Colbert Set To Write Next 'Lord Of The Rings' Movie After 'The Hunt For Gollum' Based On "Fog On The Barrow-Downs" Chapter https://t.co/58hdSsIpLh

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

If you have a Venmo debit card, you need help

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Tyriq Withers only stars in films with Him in the title. I think we found Him

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Peyton and Eli Manning can win the next presidency. We just need them on board

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Finally became a regular at a local donut shop and they’re closing every spot in the city

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Now Robert Duvall, of Kicking & Screaming fame, this sucks

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Clearly a lot of skill involved, but my backup plan is Olympic curler

[Rusteen Honardoost @rusteenh]

KAIJU KID is now online!

Yes, after a year+ of stomping around America, I’m proud to share that our live action/stop motion hybrid Godzilla movie is now available worldwide

So please check out our movie in the tweet below and share it with any kaiju lovers in your life 👇

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

One year.

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

Gettin’ real about my Mavs
https://t.co/OuxMnBDDQF

[Reese Morgenstern @reesemorgenster]

No one work for this person

[90 Days Liquidity @90daysliquidity]

Cannot stress how much of an advantage it is to be a normal, well adjusted, applicant for banking roles.

I reviewed a resume that listed “olive oil” as an interest. That is not an interest. It’s been hours and I cannot stop thinking about it. There will not be an interview.