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Scottsdale DJ & Producer

[The GM 🇨🇻 @hibsidnolic]

Wow

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my 𝕏 profile.

Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe

[Reece Hamilton @reece7hamilton]

Gotta be a top 3 pint that

[🧊 @ICEMACHlNE]

Having a girlfriend is like having a jew with you everywhere you go 24/7

[Michael (Hedge Fund Manager) @HedgeFundFomo]

I hate my clients

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Dating is impossible right now

[American Debunk @AmericanDebunk]

🚨Fraud is running rampant in NYC.

Palace Daycare collected $9.4 million last year by allegedly handling 8,000 different patients. But when Nick Shirley and Dr. Oz show up on camera to ask the staff for their actual daily numbers, the math immediately falls apart, and the manager fakes a phone call to hide it.

The staff claims they see about 100 patients a day across two shifts. But the receptionist admits 8,000 patients a year is impossible.

But the most revealing evidence is the staff itself--every single person in the front office was hired exactly one month ago. The entire previous workforce left at once.

The current employees do not know who manages the business. They have never met the owners. They cannot name their actual employer.

This is known as a structural reset. In organized fraud, clearing out legacy staff creates a human shield of ignorance. If new workers lack operational history, they can sit under questioning and truthfully say they know nothing.

This is not a business with high employee turnover. Rather, it's a financial crime scene.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

This clip has set Jets Aaron Rodgers free

[ASACHankSchrader @agent_schrader]

The fadeaway corner 3 into the huzz
Fisher palming his bald head
All time stuff

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

not even a full 24 hours

[Masters Burner @ANGC_burner]

Is this a safe space to say that these are fire

[ostonox @ostonox]

i'm crying man zohran saw team USA's performance and has mandated nonstop training camps until 2030

[The Perfect Pocho @ivanthecreatorr]

Pochettino was out there showing the USMNT 🇺🇸 how to set up an Uber driver profile.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

major combat operations begin in belgium in one hour

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

What the fuck is the United States doing. Everyone is out on a Monday night for this. This tournament happens once every 4 years. You’re on home soil. The entire city of Seattle is 4x vacinated and wasted off craft beer getting so loud for this game. Wake the fuck up

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me