Reese

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[Reese @reesessippi]

when someone you hate starts following you..

me:

[Reese @reesessippi]

Barney: hey.. aren’t you that guy everybody hates?

[Reese @reesessippi]

@woolworths kindly bring back the mudcake hot cross buns please.

[Reese @reesessippi]

@woolworths can you PLEASE bring back the mudcake hot x buns! 🙌🏼

[Reese @reesessippi]

watching the simpsons everyday. i feel like i've been watching it non-stop for the last 6 months.. but i'm only up to 2009 episodes

[Reese @reesessippi]

#SuperBowlLX
i tip the seattle
#unpopularchoice

[Reese @reesessippi]

so @NetflixANZ could afford to buy WB & HBO, but they won't let me share my password with my retired dad without an extra charge.

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so interesting to see that some people still come on here to see if i’m bitching about them.
oh believe m, i still am!
you’re just looking on the wrong platform.
#actuallyromantic

[Reese @reesessippi]

sweet baby jesus this #SuperBowl halftime show is AMAZING 🤩

[Reese @reesessippi]

.@coles selling 1.25L of sprite at $4/bottle.
HOWEVER the 2L option is $3.60.

in the words of the idiot Jay-Z..
“even by your own metrics that doesn’t work”

[Reese @reesessippi]

@lexikiera__ THIS! 🩷 imagine when you can both get a pedicure/manicure together! 🥰 i LIVE for mother-daughter dates

[Reese @reesessippi]

it’s taken me 2 hrs [& counting..] to watch the latest episode of #TheRookie.
i’ve been so distracted by mom things that i’ve had to pause the show a dozen times 🙄 #reeseproblems

[Reese @reesessippi]

i would LOVE to know how much the carter family dropped for Beyoncé to win BOTH best country album AAAND album of the year at the #GRAMMYs yesterday.

[Reese @reesessippi]

OK Jay-Z, you got what you wanted. you can shut up now. #grammys

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if Beyoncé wins album of the year at the #Grammys, i’m convinced that Jay-Z bullied the recording academy to giving her one from last year’s speech

[Reese @reesessippi]

i have lost a total of THREE opal cards. i have just ordered a 4th!
of all the stupid things i need to keep on top of.. a fucking PT card is just something i can't care for.

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@lexikiera__ ugh. thank you! i knew you’d know the truth

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@lexikiera__ IS THIS REAL?!

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@lexikiera__ oh! hahahahhaa

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@lexikiera__ i want to know which one you can’t stand 🤣

[Reese @reesessippi]

i started reading Katie Price’s new book this morning & got to about chapter 5 when i decided to put it down.
i won’t pick it up again. i usually love autobiographies, but this one just wasn’t for me.