Marissa A.

It's whoa, not woah.

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

Almost exactly one year later, I have now watched all 13 seasons of Supernatural.

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

Finally started Supernatural because I'm prepared to binge watch a show until my death bed. #14seasons

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

I secretly hope that twitter keeps extending the character limit as a social experiment, slowly conditioning our attention spans until we’re able to read actual books again

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

I'm a comic genius despite totally stealing this pic from another meme

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

When the flight staff says there's still 96 empty seats on your flight

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

@giftedwthoughts Whoa*

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

@shanndelier the friend story side is so awful for users because it assumes you're gonna chat with every friend. It forces you to accidentally tap the chat option every time, because the story button is super small. The circle is the story. The rest of the white space, if tapped, opens a chat

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

@shanndelier So even if you've meticulously hand-selected like five celebrities you want to watch, TOO BAD. Now you get to see any celebrities stories that are "popular" or "official" and it's basically a bunch of former Vine stars hahaha

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

I get why they separated friend stories from "publisher" stories on Snapchat...but the new interface for your friends' stories is NOT user-friendly at all.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Pro-tip: No Ice Town. https://t.co/LEAseMYjCX

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Happy 10 year anniversary #BreakingBad
Think I’ll celebrate with a Shraderbrau and a new mineral

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

I'm sorry for all the times I was douchey about music 😓
Good news is it seems like I've gotten better about it!

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

The blessings of tithing are REAL HALLELUJAH

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

@ShaunWright6 https://t.co/4bFyJSa6IA
And it also tells you how to use the juices to make gravy 🤤

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

these huge wedding bouqets are getting out of hand. Literally, how do they not fall OUT OF YOUR HAND #hulkstrength #impressed

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

@ShaunWright6 One time i made a pot roast with vermouth...did not disappoint. I mean, I had to have someone at Smith's lead me to the vermouth, but... 👌🏽😋

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

Honey, I shrunk the kids

Honey, I blew up the kids

Honey, I made the kids believe they were exceptional and complimented them on their talent rather than their work ethic and now they're in their mid to late 20s and never developed the ability to finish a passion project

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

If you think 9am church is rough....hehehe let me introduce you to my new friend 8am church

[Marissa A. @reesy08]

So I finally saw Gran Torino. Man oh man!! I'm glad my husband made me watch it. It's one of the most original stories I've seen in probably the last 10 years.

[ashwipe @ashleylund11]

I just drove through DSU’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to DSU they said yes and i said oh yeah what’s the square root of pi and they told me they sellin some adderall so I wouldn’t even want pi, i said dang you really do go to DSU https://t.co/D3AooU1jBg