amrita

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she/her

[amrita @reets002]

“Where are you from?”
New Jersey
“No BuT WhEre ArE YoU ReAlLy FrOM???”

[amrita @reets002]

has @netflix tried turning it off and back on #loveisblindlive

[amrita @reets002]

@BakerBone Nov 19 🙄

[Ashley Llyn @thearkansasleft]

“I’m socially liberal but fiscally conservative”
What do you think when you hear that?

[amrita @reets002]

@sukiiiboo Lol the way I ran to tiktok

[read the united front by georgi dimitrov @afromaterialism]

“i bought you that book you wanted” ok so marry me

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Sorry I can’t take omicron seriously bc it sounds like something I might yell if i dropped my corn

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I don't make a ton of mistakes at work but when I do I make them in front of the same person every single time who must think I am the dumbest person ever to live

[amrita @reets002]

i will be attempting this yet again on dec 1

[miyah.j @bigbabyM1]

I’m going on a strict budget starting August 1st, because I have lost my motherfuckin mind lol

[amrita @reets002]

having younger friends is all fun & games until they say “do you remember this song from middle school” and then you go to jail for murder

[amrita @reets002]

Meow

[𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉 @mathewrodriguez]

why wont the weather just be fucking CRISP

[abeyaar @kyahuabhaiiii]

“do not disturb” isn't just the phone setting, Its a lifestyle.

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

im hearing that god actually gives his toughest battles to his hottest sluttiest soldiers

[Marshhhh @ClassicMarshh]

Balto didn't run across Alaska for you all to not believe in vaccines.

[manny @mannyfidel]

the clip of cuomo resigning is harrowing. i have not edited this footage in any way

[miyah.j @bigbabyM1]

I’m going on a strict budget starting August 1st, because I have lost my motherfuckin mind lol