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[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

that last line hit me like a fucking truck

[Reety-Tweety @ReetyErwin]

@adamjuddd remember who you were on the other side of the register…be well…

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I’m neither here nor there, I’m beside the point

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Real hater energy I aspire to be

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Paying rent yesterday felt amazing. I wish I could do it again today but I’m all out of money

[danlet @evildanevil]

I have no medical history

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

“Poppi” and “olipop

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Whenever a man tells me not to cut my hair he’s a misogynist and whenever a man encourages me to cut my hair he’s plotting on my downfall. I’m surrounded by Judases and Brutuses. I must only look within. The path ahead will reveal itself to me through quiet reflection and prayer

[marieeeeee @mbpup]

i gotta get one of these but just for letting my friends know how close i am to killing myself

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

https://t.co/K58pZvyngQ

[bea shahzad @beyabean]

a recession indicator

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I hate you for what you did & I miss you like a little kid

[charlie @chunkbardey]

when the bathroom doesn’t have a hook for ur stuff it’s like wow sorry i have a past..

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if you have presidents day off your job is fake

[empty theater club @emptheaterclub]

debbie downer was kinda the first friend who was too woke