repentedhomosapien

/we might be hollow but we're brave/

[repentedhomosapien @reeu_q]

Oyo is close to Lagos innit? Why are Lagosians not losing their minds over this? It's just tweets everywhere.

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

Now that the Defence HQ has confirmed that the kidnappers deep in Oyo state forests are the JAS group.

The JAS Group is the original faction of Boko Haram & an EXTREMELY VIOLENT Terrorist group (evidently in the way the teacher was killed)

Southwest is in trouble. We are surrounded.

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

every time i read sylvia plath’s journals i’m reminded of anthony bourdain — these two famous examples of suicide are so far from classic “melancholics.” they’re actually both passionately obsessed with life and were ultimately defeated by a world possessed by the death drive

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

It’s actually crazy how far people can walk when they’ve gone insane.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Hate when your browser asks if you want to save a password that you entered wrong. Read the room.

[Aerin @FromAerin]

@aabbyn_ Ignorance is bliss and I’m not ignorant so I have to create my bliss through other means.

[tomie @tomieinlove]

There’s probably like a day or two during a mass famine when everyone’s body is tea

[repentedhomosapien @reeu_q]

@mabziz Ah! Chill!! It's not an English test, you coulda just said no bruh
The same English whose speakers you berate is the one you’re so eager to pride yourself on mastering 🙄

[repentedhomosapien @reeu_q]

Now do Nigeria

[Abdul-aziz Mu'azu @mabziz]

USA:
President: BSc (Econs)
Vice Pres: BA (Pol Sci), JD
Speaker: BSc (Bus Admin), JD
Sec of State: BA (Pol Sci), JD

Iran:
President: Cardiac Surgery Specialist
Vice Pres: PhD (Electrical & Comms Engineering)
Speaker: PhD (Political Geography)
Foreign Min: PhD (Political Thought)

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

地獄に堕ちろ、知恵遅れの豚

[Ayobola Adebowale @YourBabysDoctor]

I bought a carton of Caprisun, but I noticed that each time I pick a pair, one would usually feel lighter than the other. So yesterday, i decided to weigh them.
Behold, I was right; one weighed 207g while the other weighed 164g.

What stunt is CHIVITA pulling?

[repentedhomosapien @reeu_q]

@labeijah I know! Crazy demanding times

[repentedhomosapien @reeu_q]

🫪

[repentedhomosapien @reeu_q]

It's a phallocentric society, with the penis as its ultimate authority.

[Altermerea 🌺 @Altermerea]

@technofemme Culturally people believe that taking the dick determines your sexuality, if you're a bisexual man, the dick makes you irreversibly gay; if you're a bisexual woman, the dick makes you irreversibly straight. It's a phallocentric society, with the penis as its ultimate authority.

[atulit @atulit_gaur]

dude computers are actually so fucking insane when you really think about it. we literally figured out how to write some fake-ass rules called code and somehow convinced rocks to follow them. like actual rocks. sand, melted, purified, carved into tiny pathways where electricity just flows in patterns. that’s it. that’s the whole magic.

and yet from that we get operating systems, compilers, kernels, networks, distributed systems, machine learning models, entire virtual worlds running inside other virtual worlds. billions of tiny electrical decisions per second, all because we defined some abstract logic.

humans basically invented a language of instructions and taught matter itself to execute it.

[Favour Y. @FavourYusuf1]

I’ve always believed that piracy has never been about price. It’s a response to bad UX.

We just need to look at how music consumption evolved over the years to see the pattern

Music piracy used to be huge back in the early 2000’s, but with the rise of music streaming, it naturally fell off.

Why would I want to download 100 songs when I can pay Spotify 900 and access every song ever made?

Imagine if you could only access Wizkid’s on Spotify, Burna Boy on Apple Music and Davido on YouTube music?

It makes sense to just download it offline and listen.

Same thing with movies.

Netflix when it launched, reduced movie piracy drastically. It is the fragmentation across multiple services that ultimately brought it back.

Anywhere piracy is high, it is usually because there is no easy way to access the content being pirated

[DØÇTÖR CRUÏS£ @ThatCruiseMedic]

Writing foreign exams as a doctor
USMLE
PLAB
AMC
MCCQE

[Assad Bajwa @oyebajwey]

Being a doctor tops the list

[repentedhomosapien @reeu_q]

Fr???

[chisom @arramiiidee]

I just realized that celecoxib just means selective cox inhibitor omg😭 like it’s in the name literally

[Hans senfuma @senfumahans]

Wendy and Diana are still in Prison in Uganda simply for a kiss. I will not stop to demand for their release, they’re not Criminals. Kissing is not a Crime.

[Sav Shawz @shawzsav]

If life begins at conception that means that every man is trans btw