Jord Lava

occasionally opinionated. ridiculous.

[alyssah @axlysssxo]

eat my fucking ass don’t ever speak about my man like this again.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)

[olanzapine ta mère @fan2kupka]

les gens pensent que je fais du small talk quand je parle de météo alors que c'est juste quelque chose qui me préoccupe énormément au quotidien

[C.D.O 🦅 @bigblissfx]

I heard someone say “I don’t feel like myself lately, I must be growing” what a beautiful perspective for uncomfortable seasons.

[The Nostalgia Queen @BeaWitTheBraces]

I know Ben Afleck & JLo used to be cussing each other OUTTTTTTT in Spanish 😭😂

[fyra @fyristic]

someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

“your dad is jim carrey & you’re out here doing this?” ATE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

I am capable of obsession-level curiosity and monk-level detachment.

[♒︎ @chai1anya]

oh i didn't tell you? must've been none of your business

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue

[little gay girl 🇵🇸 @notsiichele]

october will feel like this

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

How it feels after you calm down

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

Replacing lol with muahaha this month

[dee @alivedemo]

i want this on a t-shirt

[en @loudpdlac]

They used to interview vampires

[Jord Lava @reevelava]

guess I’ll check out Downtown Abbey

[Jord Lava @reevelava]

watching the vma’s wondering where the hell Harry styles is

[reese1hunnit @reese1hundred]

If you call me and it’s loud I’m hanging up