luke

Serious.

[luke @reevesdotluke]

@BonanasPod This court opinion crossed my desk today. The details aren’t important; the characters are. Dalton, are dodocases monsters? Is this the way to kill them, subjecting then to the rigors of the federal judicial system?!

[luke @reevesdotluke]

@NicolaButtigieg @RoyalOperaHouse I saw him in Austin! Enjoy!

[luke @reevesdotluke]

@BonanasPod To set the mood for a romantic evening with Kaz, @MattGourley

https://t.co/T9ak0ZQFtq

[luke @reevesdotluke]

@BonanasPod Listening back to @goSuperego S3Ep12. At the campfire, Roy Cabras threatens to bisect someone laterally. Is he a goddam troglodyte?! @MattGourley @TVsAndyDaly

[luke @reevesdotluke]

Better Call Saul F. Tompkins

ok I’m logging off

[luke @reevesdotluke]

Do you think the name “Karen” will be like the name “Adolf” and just disappear for several decades?

[luke @reevesdotluke]

I’ll buy anything from these two. Whether it’s dead-eye tablets or pronounciation coaching

[luke @reevesdotluke]

He *could* be a literal buffalo minced and reconstituted into a human suit using future tech from the forgotten realm.
How does my sentence have more basis in reality than the sentence of the PRESIDENT?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

"Racism in America is like dust in the air. It seems invisible — even if you’re choking on it — until you let the sun in,” writes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. “As long as we keep shining that light, we have a chance of cleaning it wherever it lands.”

https://t.co/UeGCJUcOTH

[luke @reevesdotluke]

Sometimes when people intentionally drive motor vehicles into crowds, we call the drivers terrorists

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

It’s hard to remain peaceful when the NYPD is doing stuff like this

[luke @reevesdotluke]

#FactCheckTrump A word written in all caps always makes a similar word not written in all caps look small.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

OBAMAGATE makes Watergate look small time!

[luke @reevesdotluke]

Everyone on the zoom call jumped in their headphones at the sound of me cracking my neck in mine

[luke @reevesdotluke]

.@elonmusk and @Grimezsz would have named the multi-wived 1500s English monarch King Henry Jr. to the power of 3

[luke @reevesdotluke]

Instead of water, I made oatmeal with oat milk and now I see why a substantial contingent of 1700s Brits were like, “eh let ‘em go”

[luke @reevesdotluke]

I’m getting less credit than I expected for not complaining about the bad Zoom audio on my favorite podcasts

[luke @reevesdotluke]

At this point, your apartment is sick of you too

[luke @reevesdotluke]

Soon I’ll look back and say that #DuringQuarantineI sure spent a lot of time commenting, “new phone who dis” on strangers’ Facebook walls

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

im a bitch / im a plumber
it's-a me / luigi's brother

[luke @reevesdotluke]

@SpencerLJackson @JeffBezos @realDonaldTrump A poignant reminder. So appreciated in this difficult time

[luke @reevesdotluke]

If @JeffBezos uses his personal wealth to buy every last drop of #COVID19 businesses can open back up and @realDonaldTrump will have to ease DOJ pressure on #Amazon its like do I have to do everything around here