IF AN OLD LADY RANDOMLY GETS MAD ABT UR APPEARANCE IN PUBLIC UR A PASSOID. SHE COULD TELL U WERE “NTS”. NORMAL TO SOMETHING. SO U “PASS” VINE BOOM. THINK ABOUT THAT BROTHER -HH
u:
ur friend who just got more trnzgnder this year: do u wanna get tattoos? look at this tattoo. is this a good tattoo idea? would this make a good tattoo? when do u wanna get tattoos again. wh
just broke up with a girl for saying she found the yellow among us twerk gif to be baroque due to the references to idol worship (among us) the among us twerk gif is clearly based on both modern americana and surrealist imagery… how pedestrian
if possible, tie straightness back neatly with an elastic. this is ideal for the the duties of a management position because ur bangs will love less when you have to jump up and down and shake ur fists.
the dunkins sonic mcdonalds etc “were hiring” posters should say PLEASE BE GAY IF UR APPLYING FOR MANAGER AND PLS BE TRNZ IF UR APPLYING FOR LOWER LEVEL WHATEVER UR THE ONLY ONES WE CAN TRUST
u: hmm ive been depressed let me check what my 3 clubs are doing
ur 3 clubs event list: SHREK RAVE. LABUBU DRAG SHOW. TAROT CARD FART PARTY. THING WITH MALL GOTH IN THE TITLE BUT WE’RE JUST GONNA PLAY KORN. THE MIDNIGHT POOP PARADE. REGULAR HAPPY HOUR.
go missing bro. u should go missing. bro lets go missing lets go. i love river stones lets suck on em face down as dead bods and hold cold gay hands. we gotta go missing this weekend dude