Reformed Boyfriend

God predestined us to be together. 😍💕🌷(anon/parody account)

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

@TheAnonChurch my girlfriend.

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

Probably shouldn't have tried to end that fight by quoting 1 Timothy 2:12. #mybad

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

Fool proof:
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[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

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[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

When she finally perfects that new makeup technique: "This is the LORD's doing; it is marvelous in our eyes." - Psa 118:23 #BoyFriendBible

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

My girl is already doing miracles in 2017, she's taking old water under the bridge and turned it into new whine.

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

Happy New Year!!! 🎊

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

The 5 Points of Reformed Dating:
Total Honesty
Unconditional Love
Limited Bitching
Irresistible Kisses
Perseverance of the Romace

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

I'm just trying to see and savor the Lord right now. #ReformedBreakup

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

I saw you reading that Joel Osteen book. Go have your best life somewhere else. #ReformedBreakup

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

Philippians 4:11 "... for I have learned in whatever situation I am to be content..." Just not in this relationship. #ReformedBreakup

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

It's not you, it's God. #ReformedBreakup

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

My girlfriend asked me why I didn't get her a preset this year. I just told her that she has all she needs in Christ.

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

If she retweets Joel Osteen on Twitter, then you know it's time to quit her.

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

If reading the Puritans is "not her thing," she doesn't get the ring.

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

If her theology's not legit, the dating needs to quit.

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

I can't wait to catechize our children.

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

When the waitress brings the check after dinner, I'm just gonna start singing, "Jesus paid it all..."

[Reformed Boyfriend @ReformedBF]

So thankful God sustained me and awakened me for another day with you.