ReformeDouche

I'm tired of people taking my name in vain. I'm here to spank my naughty Warrior Children. Not affiliated w/ the real Machen in the grave; his seminary or denom

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

Isn't that what the hashtag #WTF represents? Word to the Fatha https://t.co/gDtfl77Gwg

[Artificial IntelliPastor @MegaPastorAI]

Our new Gen-X worship services no longer finish prayers with Amen.

We're using "Word to the Father."

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

God has put in my heart to declare this man full of everything but the Spirit https://t.co/nkyChLascf

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

Whatever God has put in your heart, declare that it will come to pass. You’ve got to speak favor into your future.

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@billmounce seriously. This disgusts me. Keep climbing the celebrity ladder 👍

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@billmounce I'm not sure who is running this account, but following and then unfollowing after someone follows back is unbiblical. Loser

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@reformedouche @Sarcasticluther

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

Tim Challies review of Nadia Bolz Weber's "Accidental Saints" was all like ... https://t.co/pQ19SmP1sz

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

If only my Facebook feed were a celebrity death match...

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@oldhound

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@thtseminarygirl what is a pokemon, for 200?

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

What a load of crap. And I thought the liberals in my day were full of manure. https://t.co/a7Lu69jh1L

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

With every blessing, comes a burden. Don’t ask for a bigger blessing if you’re going to complain about a bigger burden.

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@erac1966 Why do you feel like you need to defend someone you will never meet and who doesn't care about you?

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@erac1966 @RevKevDeYoung I have douche radar. I know one when I see one. The original tweet by Kevin was more mean if you actually read it

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@RevKevDeYoung Right. But they're not the gospel. Maybe you should strive, fight, and work harder at not being an idiot

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

Right. But they're not the gospel. Maybe you should strive, fight, and work harder at not being an idiot https://t.co/UNP1L9xQig

[Kevin DeYoung @RevKevDeYoung]

Let’s not be more “gospel-centered” than the Bible. The Bible is not afraid of words like striving, fighting, effort, and work.

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

Charismatics read the bible? You mean like the emoji bible, right? 😂 https://t.co/0uJwSBO3hl

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@greetandtweet @ChortlesWeakly the grass is not greener in my denomination. Good luck finding no oddities

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

Leaves PCA over oddities. Finds no non-Reformed oddities in OPC... How I wish that were true. #theonomy https://t.co/iHaECvqe4B

[Art Vandelay-Importer, Exporter, & Marinebiologist @greetandtweet]

@ChortlesWeakly We left the PNW PCA Presbytery over FV, Pro Evolution and other non Reformed oddities. Headed to a local OPC.

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@BenjiMagness someone is full of himself

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@MrChurchGuy Dear Mr. Church Guy, I sure do get persecuted a lot and I can't fathom the reason why. Love, ReformeDouche

[ReformeDouche @reformedouche]

@reformedomatic his mere words would bore me to death. No rope needed!