Adult Child

I will never grow up and you can't make me. (slams bedroom door over and over)

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

The walk of shame should be called the strut of success. #womynpower

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

I just farted!!!!

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

Hey if you don't work in a bar dt don't go to @thesenatetavern they don't give a fuck about you. Industry only party #dicks #monsters

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

http://t.co/24lNURfDV4

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

BEER!!!! #nobra

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

Its a beer for breakfast kind of day.

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

Banks are horrifying! How did I get this far in life?

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

man, sometimes pooping is awesome and sometimes pooping is the worst. #farts

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

Fisrt NHL game. Best part beer and penis touches!

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

Well I guess its a gassy valentines day this year #farts

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

its weird, the louder he snores the more I love him. Thank goodness he feels that way about my farts.

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

man, watching intervention is really putting a downer on my day drinking.

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

New years resolutions; drink more, smoke more, take up new drug, and find out if there really is a limit to fries and gravy cravings

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

@Mattel where's my hoverboard!

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

Why are old bitches so old #workprobs

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

"Smell like garbage taste like lemons." Thank you wet naps @misskich

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

Black Friday in Canada hurts my soul. really who needs to shop at 7am?

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

@Mattel where's my hover board?

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

dude seriously, beer the best way to start the day.

[Adult Child @refusaltogrowup]

is it rude to point out the botox in peoples foreheads? I feel like if I spent that much money on something I would want compliments.