Reg🦋

professional napper

[Reg🦋 @regaenhueftle]

my grandpa is basically every college kid on spring break.

[el, like as in ella ⚡️🎲 @ellabobellaaaaa]

I love having a crush, being skinny, hot, and going to bed at 7pm 😚😚😚

[coco @Cocobby02]

I’m a lover girl but I’m currently non-practicing.

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she’s on one of those retreats where they confiscate your phone

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

the glass is half retarded

[k @4dwrlddd]

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me thinking about everything i wanna buy:

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i’m at the age where i’m getting asked out by 21 year olds and 45 year olds

[masha @masha_slp]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

saw a guy with an oura ring and apple watch on at the same time brother how much do you need to know about yourself

[julia @juumelo_]

I lied there is no sex we are going to watch a ww1 documentary

[is dannyl okay? @Running11Bar]

Not to be dramatic— but I can not live laugh love in this wind. Holy shit.

[Yellow Minutes @yellowminutes]

Tom Holland found his MJ 💍

[Ankita @Ankiii_i]

First in my bloodline to stay updated on every war through Twitter