SlurySparx

I don't post super often but my DMS are open (I think idfk)
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minors/bigots/idiots DNI
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either I want us to fall in love OR I like what you make

[SlurySparx @regalparrot]

My new badge of honor

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having kids is a lot like drinking lava -
If you watch someone else do it first, you might rethink some things.

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@YouTube what are we doin? What is this?

[SlurySparx @regalparrot]

Hyperpregnancy

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Sorry guys I know I haven't seemed myself lately, but every tweet I've made that you don't like wasn't actually me, it was the jinn. I was under an evil influence and couldn't control myself.
All the tweets you like were actually me though that wasn't the jinn that was me.

[SlurySparx @regalparrot]

"Sorry, my pubes are tied."
Send tweet

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Unrelated to my last tweet does anyone want to send me $30 for a treat?

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All I'm saying is if a game has been out for 5+ years it should drop in price at least a little bit. I get collectors items but why the fuck is New Horizons still $60???

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How do I go about telling the gooner discord that the long term relationship I was in ended and I'm really fucked up about it without bringing the vibes down?

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Hey so actually I've realized love is a lie and the only feeling I'm allowed to feel is pain

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

how do lawyers not cry when they argue

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@FR0TC0RE Monster House

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What is the difference between an oomf and a moot and a croomf search

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@PonyJacqueline 🫰

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@kaitlinlmk eat more work out less

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@tiredgirlxx ive always liked being called pretty but then i realized its because im not a guy

[SlurySparx @regalparrot]

Y'all better follow my friend right now

[Jacqueline 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐴ΘΔ @PonyJacqueline]

We should totally get to 2K followers for my birthday wouldn’t that be cool :3 I mean if it doesn’t happen that’s totally okay too butttttt likeeee if there’s enough cool trans people and cool people in general who want to follow me today, then likeeee :333

[SlurySparx @regalparrot]

PLEASE VOTE EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME

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so either i should make a priv account or i simply start posting my super twisted dark thoughts on main.

[SlurySparx @regalparrot]

so either i should make a priv account or i simply start posting my super twisted dark thoughts on main.

[SlurySparx @regalparrot]

@heyyindi me too sometimes

[SlurySparx @regalparrot]

wish my dms weren't so empty and desolate...