cybermari

Tap water enthusiast

play Juno overwatch

[Marcus of sirloin @Googoobars131]

As a meat cutter I have some input on this if we give them the ability to process meat and sell it on the market with little to no oversight we're all gonna get Super E.coli if you think the average farmer is going to be safe and sanitary you're smoking crack

[s @sleepyxzs]

played deadlock for the first time and this is how it felt

[ChristalRaine ☁️ @ChristalRaine]

My family’s home got broken into by 2 men and they ransacked everything.

The only thing that survived was Winston, who they must’ve accidentally dropped while loading stuff into their car because the police found him outside by the front gate.

Heroes never die, I guess.

[cybermari @reganedge]

You can’t get sprite from anywhere anymore without it tasting like a mold spore

[cybermari @reganedge]

@GustBrian Putting aside the grooming of homophobia; it’s also concerning that a school would send out a trans census, no?

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

gag after gag after gag

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

ANOTHER ONE! 🦋🧡
Sarota lasciva - such a RARE species! 😍

[Teddy Dugnutt ⚣ @TeddyDugnutt]

When you’re high but the anxiety still creeps in a little

[Native Honesty @Raingoons]

Insane content today. Like everyone was holding onto years of hilarious Dolly content just waiting to drop it.

[Nico 🦦🏴‍☠️ @yvngleenk]

NOT TODAY

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

i see 3,000 posts like this a day now for some reason. i refuse to join this manufactured competition to be the world’s smoothest, wettest person

[Alec @surialaw]

Every day does kinda feel exactly like this tbh

[kells⭐️ @Ayyitskel]

He said it way better then I ever could’ve

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A federal judge has ruled that Texas’ ban on drag shows is unconstitutional and violates the First Amendment, offering the following advice to those offended by drag:

“The solution is relatively simple ... just don’t go [to the shows].”

(https://t.co/yGR0Z4yXed)

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

Dolly Parton you changed my life when you picked a lock with your acrylics in Hannah Montana #RIP

[cybermari @reganedge]

On webkinz classic and no one here is under the age of 60 what’s going on

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

we must continue to live.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy.

She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid.

The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%.

She handed out the checks herself.

In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college.

When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months.

You've probably heard that part.

Here's the part you haven't:

The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top.

Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave.

She built her county an entire hospital.

She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it.

In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees.

Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal.

In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release.

And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it.

She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway.

She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did.

Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸

[nessa @matildavenue]

dolly parton died

[MISS USA @KenyaScientist]

my perfectly curated retweets not being mixed in with my tweets is rlly pissing me off.