Asish Kumar Mahapatra

I don’t tweet often. But, when I do, it’s worth a read.

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@yadavakhilesh Fake news ki factory full capacity par chal rahi hai.
Lagta hai research se zyada forward button par bharosa kiya ja raha hai.

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@_KajalKushwaha Bakri aur kutte ki comparison karke aapne khud hi sawal ka jawab de diya.

Society mein kutta rakhne par kisi ko problem nahi, kyunki usse dinner menu ka hissa nahi maana jaata.

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Aur Jab kisi ko akrantao se itni mohabbat ho ki unke naam tak ghar mein pahunch jaayen, to deshbhakti par aur desk ki economy's par unka lecture thoda ajeeb lagta hai."

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Jis desh ne angrezon ko nikala tha, usko ek PM wapas kangal kar dega? Plot thoda weak lag raha hai.

#BreakingNews
#politicalcomedy

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@DrJaiNathSingh3 Jab kisi ko desh ki akrantao se itni mohabbat ho ki unke naam tak ghar mein pahunch jaayen, to deshbhakti par unka lecture thoda ajeeb lagta hai.

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@Jeetuburdak Charitra pe daag na hona aur desh ke liye upyogi hona, dono alag alag cheezein hain. Safed kagaz bhi bedaag hota hai, par uski keemat us par likhi baaton se hoti hai. 🤣🤣🤣

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@DhruvRatheNx Tu hai kon be? Bhag yahan se nahin to jute padenge

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@PoojaDobwal Yese bol rahi hai jaise istifa de dene se desh ki arthik sankat dur ho jayega aur sare cheez sasta ho jayega

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@PoojaDobwal @LegalAdvisour Abhi tak to kuchh ukhaad nahin paye, age bhi kuchh ukhad nahin paoge

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@Priyank78532802 Jalebi bai ki nazar kaafi tez hai, har dusre aadmi me @RahulGandhi hi dikh jata hai 😄

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#cjp_पार्टी
#cjp2029
#india
#bjp
#congressonacional
#GenZ

@abhijeet_dipke
@PMOIndia
@RahulGandhi

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Mark my words: sooner or later the #CJP party's #cockroach ecosystem starts posting QR codes, UPI IDs, and bank account details & they'll be asking for donations in the name of sustaining their pages, maintaining their platforms, and compensating their volunteers.

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@abhijeet_dipke Likh ke rakhlo kuchh din baad ye #cjp_पार्टी ke #cockroach qr code, upi, bank details dalenge. Aur rnd rona royenge - Hamara page chalane, aur site ko mantain karne keliye, volunteer ko salary dene keliye donation mangenge.

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@abhijeet_dipke Apas me sms bhej ke screenshot leke logo ko ullu bana raha hai

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@ManuvadiBrijesh Scripted video hai be

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@ssukhdev737 Han tu hindu muslim kyoun karega tera khandan 70 sal se jo karna hai kar chuke hai. Abb to tu jati jati karega

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@kaankit Wo whan ka logo ka gussa hai jo itni dino se dabi hui thi

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@garvirawat Kitne educated hai hume pata hai, khali English bhasa bol dene se koi educated nahin ho jata

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@mog_russEN If you were just going to throw it on the road after peeing then why didn't you just do it right there on the road? What was the need for all this drama—making a video and turning it into a Reel? Stupid people

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@MdUmarA53694185 Khud ki gandi khel thodi khudko dikhai deti hai 😆