what has my tiny little collection of internet gremlins been up to, hm?~ did the world end again while I was gone? did marvel reboot reality AGAIN? did somebody finally explain tiktok trends to wolvie or is he still trying to "fight the algorithm?"
AHHHHH, it's so good to be back! kurty's over there barking at a wolverine variant because his holy levels of horniness have once again breached containment . . . the sun is shining . . . i've got roughly twelve bullet holes decorating my torso
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almost like a limited-edition x-mas sweater aaaaaaand i can feel the effects of the black coffee i had this morning . . . made with extra black beans. i call it the legal definition of a heart palpitation.
aaaanywayssss
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( clears throat, pulls out glasses and pulls out a scroll that rolls )
membershift benefits include:
- emotionally supporting me during my weekly public humiliations
- 10% off imaginary merch because we do NOT have ANY funding
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- dental? no. emotional damage? unlimited.
- you get to legally say "maximum effort" before doing something incredibly stupid, without hearing from my lawyers
- a personalized nickname from me. side effects may include crying
and most importantly . . . community.