Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD

Currently working for my grandfather, Tufts lacrosse alum, Based in Boston (summers in Nantucket (unless I’m in Mykonos))

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

The worst guy you know will hop in your uber black and act like he owns the place #windowdown

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

I really appreciate the comradery from the dudes in my class who pretend to ignore my walk of shame back into the room after being gone for 15 mins shitting my absolute brains out. #8amthursdaylikeclockwork

[Jordan Belfort Burner @sidelinebarots]

Posting your boys Instagram posts on your story that you’re not even in is incredibly gay and needs to stop

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Least fruitful Mom’s Weekend

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Got the starter pack, SEC here I come #NewJersey

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Whippets and a side of ranch please

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

2nd bottle of the day. Free drinks because #fuckyou

[Beaux Stretcherson II JD @beauxstretch]

“I’d like to have a conversation with you at some point. Sober” - girl I’ve been seeing #kms

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Razor died mid shave. Took the ball razor to the chin. #shrink

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Some bubbles in Aspen. Keep jerking your dick little buddy #scaredmoneydontmakemoney #fuckyou

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Headed to #Aspen in seat #4B, about to take a #bar and teleport #fuckyou

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Yes I did in fact spend $10 on water. Yes they have free water cups. Yes I am better than you. #fuckyou

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Went full Hunter Biden last night #shrink #help #hung

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Snowed 8gs in Athens today #LANK?

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Blacked out and woke up on my buddies couch after crabsgiving. Chill tho woke up to mama dukes blessing some brekky in bed (the couch) #blessed

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Ran out of bumps. Ill get more. #dontworrymama

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

Shocked I’m still unemployed considering all the networking I do in the bar bathroom. #readytowork

[Gator Jay @stupiddretard]

The only input I have regarding the Jeffrey Epstein that hasn’t already been discussed is that I would gladly have sex with Ghislaine Maxwell

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

@BuckCrank @chriscarter4167 @user345972 We were created to rape and pillage. Instead, 3 layer peter millar fits to the local pub🤷‍♂️ #sameoldsameold

[Reginald “EBITDA” Crestworth, MD @reginaldcrest]

This fit + airpods really compliments the marble bar and $750 receipt I just signed #shrink