Reginald Mutton

My name is Reginald. People with wrong opinions, get on my plums. I was born at a very young age, south of the river where I was raised and still live.

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

Yes.

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

@Keir_Starmer Y'all on drugs, boy?

Go!

Give us PM Lammy so we can have the snap election!

[Ragged Trousered Philanderer @RaggedTP]

**WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT**
Israeli citizens urinate on the dead bodies of Palestinians who've been tortured, murdered and set on fire by the Israeli military.
This is the level of depravity that is mainstream in Israeli society.

[Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ @shanaka86]

This is what the Iran war looks like at hour 504.

A British nuclear-powered submarine has entered the Arabian Sea with the capability to strike Iranian territory from underwater. Inside the Strait of Hormuz, a US Navy Littoral Combat Ship that the Pentagon once tried to scrap is launching expendable attack drones from its flight deck into Iranian air defences. The drones cost less than a pickup truck. The ship was called floating garbage. Cracking hulls. Gearboxes grinding to dust. Ships decommissioned before they saw combat. Tonight the ship nobody wanted is running the mission nobody else can, because billion-dollar carriers cannot enter a 21-mile strait and a throwaway trimaran can.

Israel declared a mass casualty incident and a state of emergency in Arad after an Iranian ballistic missile struck the city. Major waves of US-Israeli bombs hit Tehran overnight. Iran’s state broadcaster announced the death toll from American and Israeli strikes has passed 1,500 according to the Health Ministry. Iran’s military claims it struck an Israeli F-16 with a new air defence system and says it has spent three weeks studying coalition tactics. The battlefield, Tehran says, will become narrower and tougher for the enemy. Israel says the war is halfway complete.

Halfway. Twenty-two days in. Halfway means twenty-two more.

Unconfirmed reports describe explosions at Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, sirens and blasts at US facilities in Kuwait, and drone strikes on Kurdish positions in Sulaymaniyah, Iraq. The Gulf is under fire everywhere at once tonight. Iran denied involvement in the ballistic missile attack on Diego Garcia, the British base 4,000 kilometres away where two missiles were fired this week. Tehran says it was not them. Nobody else has intermediate-range ballistic missiles pointed at the Indian Ocean.

The radiological risk is now in play. Malcolm Nance warned that near misses on nuclear facilities are a recipe for regional catastrophe. A cracked containment dome at Bushehr could contaminate the entire Gulf coast from Dubai to Ras Al Khaimah. Iran’s Dimona equivalent sits within Israeli strike range. Intelligence professionals know you do not push the margin of error when reactors are in play. Both sides are pushing it.

President Trump’s 48-hour ultimatum is running. Open Hormuz fully, without threat, or the United States will obliterate Iran’s power plants, starting with the biggest one first. Iran responded within hours: any attack on its infrastructure will trigger widespread destruction in Israel and targeting of all energy, IT, and desalination facilities belonging to US allies. Desalination. The Gulf gets 42 to 99 percent of its drinking water from coastal plants within Iranian missile range. Hitting Saudi Arabia’s Jubail complex alone could force the evacuation of Riyadh’s 8.5 million residents within a week.

The president who said he does not want a ceasefire on Friday afternoon said he was winding down on Friday evening. By Saturday his administration was laying groundwork for peace talks. By Saturday night he threatened to obliterate power plants. Four signals. Thirty-six hours. The bombs did not pause for any of them.

Hour 504. A submarine that can strike from the deep. A garbage ship launching drones that cost less than a truck. A city in Israel declaring mass casualties. A capital under bombardment. A nuclear reactor in the margin of error. A 48-hour clock. A water supply held hostage. A war that is halfway done, which means it is halfway from starting and halfway from whatever comes after.

The strait is 21 miles wide. The war now covers 4,000 kilometres. And the clock is counting down to Monday.

Full analysis: https://t.co/iFmUcarGdV

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

@shady0aks Hi! Where?

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

Holy crap! Motorcycle guy!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Insane footage of a bridge collapsing in Brazil in December 2024.

https://t.co/9e7tAdywIo

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Joe Rogan tells the largest audience on the internet that he thinks Netanyahu is dead, because he just believes anything that floats to the top of the algorithmic slop-heap. Also says Bibi's brother was killed in an airstrike, based on a viral post of a house fire in New Jersey

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

Butthole ride.

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

The bodycam footage of Justin Timberlake’s DUI have been released and there’s a lot to unpack.

The cop had no idea Justin Timberlake was a celebrity or else he was really good at faking it.

A world tour? What’s that?

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

Mensa member of the month.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

The little kid can see ghost.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

A police officer was searching the bedroom of a teenage girl

He had no idea he was being recorded on a hidden camera at the time

Look what he puts in his pocket

Disgusting

[Palmers @Palmers_02]

scientists want to prove the existence of God.😱

laboratory conditions (2017)🍿🎥

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

Gee... Wonder if that's a future inmate.

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

Wtf!!!

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

@Hoyfxc @Streetfight983 Y'all Neanderthal.

[Noah’s Ark 🚢 @NoahsArk1000]

I don’t know about it… just wanted to make sure it’s on the internet.

[Queenie ✌🏾🎀🇯🇲🇬🇧🇪🇸 @Queenie_2312]

Guys please watch this video of some little cretins on the Elizabeth line.
I don’t know if this is recent or old but I would have had time for that little curly Sue

[Reginald Mutton @ReginaldMutton]

Oh boy... The NHS has changed a little.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Two NHS nurses fighting each other in a Hospital.

That’s very Professional isn’t it!

Plus surely you should speak fluent English if you work for the NHS.

[Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸 @janninereid1]

This is SO uncomfortable & sad.😞
Watch this moms reaction when she meets her daughter's "boyfriend" for the 1st time. 😳
The look on moms face says it all.