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[Mo @regiusmo]

@wizardofwallstr In the first frame boy alikuwa anaandika shairi yenye iko Hadi na ubeti wa kwanza , wa pili na wa tatu. Kila ubeti una mishororo na mizani kumi na sita. Ni shairi la utao na pindu.
Mimi naisha.
Akamaliza na you better explain this.
😹😹😹
@AyubSagini

[Shad 🇵🇹 @_shad_s]

Ukiwa na a pure heart the devil will assign you a kikuyu woman from kirinyaga na atakuwa anakupikia ugali na cabbage from Monday to monday kama sungura and to make matters worse, she will be giving you a very slippery wet crack alafu she will ghost you afocus kuuza mchele Mwea.

[SLYVIA _SSARU @smileycherry2]

Alikuwa na homa😂😂😂✋️

[Chokoch Baller @IamTitooh]

Uko free lini nikuje circumcision daktari

[Nekias (Nuh-KAI-us) Duncan @NekiasNBA]

This is genuinely one of the wildest things I’ve ever watched.

Every five minutes I was like “surely this doesn’t get worse” AND IT DOES

EVERY TIME

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

I love football twitter so much😭

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

Same with women. Huwa unaboeka nao immediately cause unakosea mtu anaaza kulia badala ya akurushie sahani venye umezoea. Unafika kwa nyumba unapata ni safi na kumepikwa unashtuka juu ulikuwa umezoea kufika saa tatu alafu mrembo anafika saa nne akinuka bangi.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[Lατιf @iLatif_]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.”

[🐉 @Kamau266]

@94_Tenshy Your parents supporting you means pesa zako ni zako and there is nothing you cant do.people from humble backgrounds have alot to level first before ufikirie mambo ya gari

[Nikolaus Klaus @nikolausklaus17]

In horror movies the ghost is always a woman or a child because there's nothing a man can do as a ghost that he can't already do as a man

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

I tried starting a conversation with one siku moja akachange kiti(kitanda)🤣

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

don’t forget that a compass was invented before the clock because direction is more important than time.

[. @skilli___]

Morning boner twitter tutegee kesho sasa masaa ya kumbao imeisha muingie kazi majamaa😂😂

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fifa Officials taking a shortcut to the Stadium cos of Traffic Jam

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

10 year old me after dj afro dropped the iconic line “atafanya nini wala atende nini , she’s gone …goneee….and goneee foreverrrr”😭😂

[i am succi @succi_edwards]

A woman is only as loyal as her current feelings. She does not need to be evil to betray you; she just needs to feel differently tomorrow than she does today. Never build your foundation on her temporary emotions. Women 😭💔✋🏿

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Ukipata funds ya kushika Range Rover mupya at 25 bila discipline utakufa mapema sana.

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

womanizing is a more expensive vice than cocaine

[Kilonzi Atieno @Mia_Toa_Mia]

Single mothers are people who wouldnt date you,if they didn't have kids✍️

[Kigothor🌍 @kigothor]

Wasee wa keg huwa wanakupea story vile wamelewa in four different clubs in one nights alafu ukiwauliza bill wanakuambia wametumia 800 ksh, na saa hiyo wamedance hadi na waitress!