Gretch 🤠

PLEASE PLEEEEEAASSEE oh my god PLEEAASE

[Gretch 🤠 @regretchenc]

i want a tattoo

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[lillian 🦅🦅 @larsanthem]

And then two of her sons threw her under the bus to earn clout with a pedophile

[miss katie @katiopolis]

girl shave your big toe we’re going to Appleton Wisconsin

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Little guys hungry 🥺🥺 I’m going to give him his favorite food scalding hot oil

[Gretch 🤠 @regretchenc]

if bad things come in threes and the first was my apartment leaking from the ceiling, getting a flat tire in indiana, i literally cannot imagine what the third thing is gonna be

[kaylee!! @kalesus_]

every single day of 23 has felt exactly like this

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

My staff told me it’s Brat Summer?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

god i wish this was me so fucking bad

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

this elder abuse livestream

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I don’t like who I become when I’m around a cheese board. Very greedy and competitive

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on indeed until i start to cry

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

I love trains because I get to engage in one of my favorite hobbies: looking. God I love to look

[lil bruh @fitfuljest]

they should invent an academic advisor who isn’t a fucking moron

[Gretch 🤠 @regretchenc]

Having a breakdown job hunting because entry level positions pay $15 and require a year of experience

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.