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[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Today I was alerted to a family with a 7 yo being held in Dilley Internment Camp. They came to the US via legal asylee process. Went to their ICE check-ins. Broke no laws. Mom got pregnant. Rather than try to have the child here for citizenship they did what the admin asked 1/

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Man from Denmark studies abroad in Starkville in HS. Meets American girl. Gets married. 4 kids. 1 more on way. Forgets to fill out 1 form 10 years ago after a stillbirth.
Trump's goons shackle him. He's been in a cell for 1 month awaiting deportation. 🇺🇸
https://t.co/xU7ZuKTuw0

[X-R-A-Y @xraylitmag]

this story by Rose Hollander is partly religious

partly a comedy about a relationship falling apart

partly a story about magic & coincidences & destiny --

aka it's fun & interesting & well written & u will enjoy it

https://t.co/WYjfOIHcWP

[Cracker Barrel has fallen @suchspooky]

@derpo377 Tim Onion is on it

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end

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Glad to learn at colleg which food, exactly, tastes good microwaved

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

NEWS

Bronx medical school, the Albert Einstein College of Medicine, is now tuition-free thanks to a $1 billion gift from Dr. Ruth Gottesman, a former professor.

Gottesman, whose late husband was an early investor with Warren Buffett, has made it a condition of the gift that the college NOT change its name—an unusual requirement in a world where much smaller gifts often come with the requirement that the colleges be named after the donor.

Most students at the Einstein College of Medicine graduate with $200,000 in debt; they will now be free of that burden.

https://t.co/SOekmWV8d4

[donald boat @laserboat999]

elderly former sandwich constructor staring into a Subway with his hands clasped behind his back like old guys watch construction sites

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

“As this article was closing,” writes @CaitlinPacific, “a 16-year-old boy was killed while working at the Mar-Jac Poultry processing plant in rural Mississippi.” There is only one answer: “Strike. Boycott. Shut it down.” https://t.co/se8g7IVtnU

[Dinosaur Earth Society @DinosaurEarth]

Flat earthers and round earthers are both kindof right

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slowly realizing 1/2 of my duckduckgo searches are for "google'

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@efpistos so many possibilities... beowulf

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stockholm syndrome reimagined... grapefruit

[Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner]

This is an unbelievable decision, as Gorsuch lays out in his dissent.

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@Chex_Laundry bc it looks pretty

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Letterle 10/26
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[Tim Miller @Timodc]

I looked into Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill expecting it to be overhyped/DOA and found the opposite. It’s on the fast track, has the support of DeSantis/powerful media figures like @benshapiro, and would put gay teachers + kids like mine in the closet. https://t.co/jDDGIVb9tO

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@ryleks Harsh

[Mary von Aue @von_owie]

@Bluedory12 https://t.co/YeAVM85Apy