regular smitty

just a regular guy

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This is a working thread I’m calling

“Photos of Celebrities I’ve Saved Over The Years That I Think Are Cool As Shit”

1/Who Knows How Many: John Cena and Carmelo Anthony

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Would you join my band?

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Also if you think someone is missing he is :)

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I present to you: the fix for the NBA all-star game, giving us a great game, instilling a little bit of much-needed national pride for Americans, and globalizing the game further when team World absolutely fucks team USA.

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@DaddyDimmuTv I don’t know if you play MTG/Commander at all but I pulled a $15 land out of a $6 single and was like wtf. Not even mythic.

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The fact that I have a gig at ten pm tonight makes me feel 100 years old. What am I going to do, fall asleep on stage?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Head coach interview schedule for Lions defensive coordinator Aaron Glenn:

🏈Thursday pm: Jets
🏈Friday am: Saints
🏈Friday pm: Raiders
🏈Saturday am: Jaguars
🏈Saturday pm: Bears

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Me hitting one of you with a Door to Nothingness knowing I’ll probably get blocked for it

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Imagining what a Commander game with this twittersphere would be like

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Obviously I’m watching

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WWE Raw moving to Netflix is a real “this gif” moment

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Care about stuff

[Drose @ashgetbandzzz]

You meet your 15 year old self.

You’re allowed 3 words.

What are you saying?

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Also aged tremendously

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Gonna be a fun season

[my name bob @TheBestPoaster]

marked safe from the male loneliness epidemic on account of i’m not a piece of shit and girls actually like me 👍

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Psych is a top five rewatchable series of all time.

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First crack at cinnamon sugar tofu

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*Waiting way too fucking long for my plane and slamming beers while watching college football

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Becoming a man in the Houston airport*

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best band ever

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This aged like something they’d serve on Mind The Game

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My official drew peterson scouting report from last year, summarized.

“Old, but good. Would be a good Celtic for obvious reasons”.

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“Uso”