Scott (Divorced)

Father. Sports. Southern. Brain Damage. Sports.

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

I like that one Ice Cube movie where his daughter is dating a goofy white guy and he is overprotective

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

Is Skyrizi one of those skibidi toilet videos or something

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The reflection in the stainless steel before my toddler’s head slams into the fridge:

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Too many things happening domestically and abroad right now so I will be creating my own problems at home tonight because it’s easier to focus on

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I can’t believe it’s already the 13th Friday of the year

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

@sentdefender I don’t speak Italian what did he say

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

@relikx @NFL_DovKleiman But Patrick Bateman is nothing but dark thoughts and demons

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

Fighting for my life on the toilet right now (having scary thoughts, not vacating my bowels)

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

Have I missed anything important in the last 10 months pertaining to world events or non-world events

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

@jeffglass213 Thank you Jeff, I managed to fail upwards into a better job

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

I was laid off today so I only need 3.4 million impressions on here before my unemployment runs out

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

@AutismCapital Chris Collinsworth thinking about Patrick Mahomes

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Happy Labor Day to the people working today that the holiday was originally meant for

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

Me before an important job interview

[Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass]

Reddick says he is throwing up and sh*tting himself.

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

@rawsalerts It’s an alien who lost everything on Boeing calls

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

@greg16676935420 I bet the holes whistle when he slaps someone

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

@DefiantLs Me looking up to the Circle K cashier who stole my wife

[Scott (Divorced) @RegularWhiteDad]

@NFL_DovKleiman @SFPD Class overcame thuggery

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@rubbinisracing They let Hailie Deegan touch the car before the race