rebecca elizabeth

left-handed & awkward. #realitytv is my weakness

[rebecca elizabeth @rehagerty]

i used to hi-lite my hair with Sun In and lemon juice

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

tell me you're 30+ without telling me you're 30+

i'll go first: the best part of my week was ordering an orthopedic pillow to help with neck pain.

[rebecca elizabeth @rehagerty]

i watched this entire thing expecting a boob to break free. wth is this nonsense?

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@FoodNetwork beat bobby flay

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@FoodNetwork

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@ericrideschi thinking of you during this difficult time.

[rebecca elizabeth @rehagerty]

@RADIONOWAMSHOW sounds like @ProducerChops is going to be the center of #StrangerThings season 100 where we’re fighting the russians 😂

[rebecca elizabeth @rehagerty]

@Chase what’s the point of mobile deposit if the check is ALWAYS flagged as a potential duplicate forcing me to go to a branch? #UGH

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@JoeAndAlexShow how does the boy’s mother feel about it? since Luna is the stepmom, there’s another adult opinion that needs to be taken into consideration. that 11 yr old shouldn’t be in that room.

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@cmhagerty we’ll have to check this out.

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@JessicaLeighP but did you burn your neck to cover up a hickey? 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[rebecca elizabeth @rehagerty]

@JoeAndAlexShow i’m loving liv’s choice of @anthonyjeselnik for what you’re in to this week. he’s my favorite comic right now

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@JoeAndAlexShow i take my kids’ temps in the armpit and prefer to take my own in my mouth.

[rebecca elizabeth @rehagerty]

this child is my inner self. 💁🏻‍♀️

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Get up.

6-year-old: Why?

Me: It's Monday.

6: I can't do this every week.

[rebecca elizabeth @rehagerty]

@FoodNetwork #WorstCooks i’m obsessed with Mickey and his dad jokes. 😂😂😂 he has to make it at least more than half way thru the season.

[rebecca elizabeth @rehagerty]

@FoodNetwork i can tell how old the ep. of #DDD is by how complete @GuyFieri’s sleeve tattoos are. #FridayTVBinge

[Director @tayallard]

adam driver looks like someone tried to draw keanu reeves from memory.

[rebecca elizabeth @rehagerty]

@JoeAndAlexShow liv’s laugh is THE BEST! it’s such a belly laugh 😂

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@JoeAndAlexShow liv and bestie are going to be the next featured #MurderMonday

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@JoeAndAlexShow this girl is dumb. what is wrong with kids? #OfficiallyOld

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@JoeAndAlexShow i feel like she was with the ugly baby or the mean girl that made fun of everyone. #AskAlex 🤷🏻‍♀️