Mide💓

A little chaos

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Asked her out.
She said "ew"

"Ew" backwards is "we"
"We" sounds like "oui"
"Oui" is French for yes

Great success❤️🙏🏽

[Prince Daniel Chukwuemeka @Prince_dc21_]

If you've not moved on Kindly retweet this.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

You fit dey vex for me make I dey fall in love with you

[tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

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[oluwatise @maintishe]

this video always terrifies me and reminds me I actually don’t have the gold digging spirit i thought I had

[Mide💓 @rehamim12]

@loladoee @ioutsouldu @mar3uss It was easy for parmide to vote her out cause she's not her friend!! You're being unreasonable and Mel is a grown ass woman

[Mide💓 @rehamim12]

@madefromcgi @HistoriOnli @laylasblossom Mel is not even prioritizing her wellness!!! Tf do you want her friends to do? She's the oldest!

[bunnyboo || #CARNIYA°✩୨ৎ @redcosmiic]

Carls recoupling speech
Carl and Aniya are officially a couple
Carniya sharing a bed
Carl gets pregnant

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

this thing of waking up and not being rich is slowly starting to irritate me.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[Pelumi @Msliterarylover]

Me: Omg you read too? What is your favourite book?
Them: Atomic Habits
Me:

[Mide💓 @rehamim12]

@ms_yennyy @thebolamontana Aniya has nothing to learn regarding this

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Marquez @NewYorkMinute__]

There’s people climbing up Empire State buildings to propose and you’re still putting up with confused people in 2026

[carson. @playboixcarson]

If a nigga say he don’t deserve you, believe it lmao.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Card declined due to insufficient funds”

Before nko, na me nau

[Chioma🌹 @Iykyk_oma]

"You have a very soft palm, don't you do any work at home?"

Pls gtf outta my sight you bl00dy f00l😒

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

My dream is for WhatsApp to include the option to disable voice note. When someone tries to send one, a message will appear that says, "You can't send voice notes to this user, TYPE."