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Larry David sun, Ina Garten rising

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@caroodiazz Because I want the sangria girls to start our own twerkout empire

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learning about advent calendar culture and not happy about it. the only thing I had as a jewish kid was bragging that I had 8 nights of present instead of 1. how can we compete with this??

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@slangpie I'm sorry but how is shaggy not a taurus??

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@brundoncampbell @AnandWrites I'm a woman of many interests. female models over the age of 50 is one of them

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@slangpie There’s a reason!! Early-mid September is the most common birth time because it’s 9 months after New Year’s Eve

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I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit*

*atoning

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@olliemkiss do you think she’s prettier than me???

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turning myself into an NFT so my boyfriend will check in on me more often

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really excited to finally be able to join corporate twitter. as my first tweet I’d like to announce that my new company uses zoom chat?? feels like a red flag but I’ve been out of the game for a while

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@Organizer_JP Always knew you were a man of taste

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I’ve been holding back my thoughts while watching GOT for the first time but I needed to say that Podrick and Marjorie would’ve been a great couple

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the “astrology big 3” trend but instead of a tv show it’s just pictures of me

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@thnkout @caroodiazz Let it be known that Caro's tweet is inspired by an incident in which apple maps out performed google maps. I have receipts...

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@caroodiazz Apple Maps reigns supreme. This is a hill I happily die on

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@Winsorhlockwood don't be jealous just because i'm a published author via the betches #1 selling book "nice is just a place in france"

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judging people is my main form of exercise. it’s honestly exhausting

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Update!! Cher also has the same sun and moon sign so I have been redeemed. amen.

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taking the rest of the day off because I just learned that hitler and I have the same sun AND moon sign

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anyone who points out that I'm unemployed will be blocked

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and all those he may or may not be in a throuple with

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this is now a max wolfe stan account