Rachel Hoffman

I love life. I'm married to my best friend and we made the cutest little human 💙L&D RN and Pure Romance Consultant

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@_chelseamarie A couple weeks ago I was telling all the new girls about Walker and Sawyer 😊

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@brookemarz Tell them if they want to have an opinion on a baby they can have one themselves 😅

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@_chelseamarie HOWWWW?! Omgg I feel like I quote it all the time!!
Whenever I dislike something… hate hate hate, LOATHE ENTIRELY! But I don’t like Hocus Pocus 🤪

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

This one sided officiating is terrible and Sochan has perfected the flop at this point 😡 #goheels

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

Can't catch a break right now.

UNC 71, BU 62 | 4:45 to go

#CarolinaFamily | #MarchMadness

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@_chelseamarie I really think you should contact news stations. The boys didn’t cost the hospital anything yet they are making money on their “nursery” charges. It’s bullshit

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

I went to bed at 1am like a normal person and I have been wide awake at and hungry since 5am 🙃 #nightshiftlife

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@lindseylea7 I don’t understand people sometimes and hearing just don’t try is probably the worst thing to hear when trying. And also thank you for not calling me “rach” and making me laugh 🤣

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

Literally just had someone with a lot of kids tell me, when I stop trying it will happen. She also said an infertile friend of hers held her newborn a few times in one week and is now pregnant. So key to getting pregnant is don’t try and hold babies, got it! 😡 #peoplesuck

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@Bthoffman12 said no to decorating for Christmas, but an hour later after putting Caleb to bed, I come downstairs to him putting on The Santa Clause 🤣🎄

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

YAYYYY

[101.5 The River @therivertoledo]

YOU WIN, YOU WIN!
Tune in tomorrow .........
📻 @iHeartRadio @therivertoledo
🎅

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@_chelseamarie I have definitely tried harder to not say this because I had no idea how it sounded until you pointed it out 💙💙

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@lindseylea7 Should have waited a week then this tweet would have been good 😩 Even though we played like shit I will always say #goblue

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@_chelseamarie I have recently changed my views on this.. I used to be like yea they need to be written now I’m like NOPE! If I thanked them in person I don’t need to write a note too.. waste of time.

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

I can’t believe I can now say I have a 3 year old 😍😭 not sure how time has flown so fast!

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@Bthoffman12 got mad at me last night for falling asleep in Caleb’s bed while putting him to bed. Guess who fell asleep in Caleb’s bed tonight?! 🤣

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@lindseylea7 And not recycling??

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

I’m so torn with what to watch right now! We are about 7 weeks behind on our normal shows because I want to watch all Christmas movies, but I also want to watch Friends on Netflix because it won’t be there after the new year 😩😩😩

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

@marlee_kat My husband can’t be bothered to remember the temperature of the water we wash our clothes on every time (COLD!) but he can tell me the score of every football game he played in high school 🙄🙄🙄

[Rachel Hoffman @rehoffman27]

I pray to God Caleb sleeps through the night l and I don’t end up sleeping on his floor for any amount of time tonight. Speaking it into existence now! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻