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welcome to your online course on How To Buy A Lambo Cash

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update: the rib crib half is gone now what have we become

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y’all might be at the combination pizza hut and taco bell but i’m at the combination kfc and rib crib

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the first thing i do every time i go home is run my parents’ water bill up

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they invented the enemies to lovers trope

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vera bradley bags could survive an atomic bomb

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you ever notice you and one of your parents sitting/standing the exact same way so you have to switch it up?

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charlie woke me up at 7 am and told me to look out the window and there were 200 santas walking down the street

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might fuck around and buy honeysuckle from the daniel boone gift shop

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i don’t believe in an afterlife but if i did it would prob be like the pumpkin people in over the garden wall

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nobody is stronger than my mom, she endured me playing cancer by my chemical romance for her while she was going thru chemo

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drop paul blart in afghanistan with a pixy stix and we’ll have the 51st state by tomorrow

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i literally have a minor in mass media and if you ask me anything pertaining to it i cannot answer you

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@lets_go_mego

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this week in my art class is about street art and my poor professor showed us graffiti of pickle rick, i’m gonna freak

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@eemilymann more soup

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@eemilymann lemme guess which one knocks the top off

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my only required textbook this year is a fucking wreck this journal for my art class i’m losing it i’m losing it i’m losing it

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just watched some kia soul crash tests, if you ever hear that i got in an accident that means i’m fucking dead, 0% chance of survival

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i hate being so self conscious, my daughter isn’t gonna have any hot young pics of me to show off on social media

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fuck your zodiac sign, how old were you when you found out mr. moseby committed vehicular manslaughter?

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i wanna know what strangers assume the bottom half of my face looks like when they see me wearing a mask